Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I twisted my left ankle while walking back home because there was a hole that I couldn't see, because grass covered it up like a pitfall trap. Did I mention 25 years earlier I twisted my right ankle (twice)? I just hurt my only fully functioning foot. FML
Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, I took my kids to an indoor playground. My two year-old wanted me to climb the rock wall and ring the bell. I slipped right when I was about to touch it. I landed wrong and felt a 'POP' and agony. Hello, broken ankle. FML
Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML
Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML
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Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
She greased the floors so you'd fall. She was just finishing the job the best she could.
24788 7
Parents love causing problems.
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Comments (63)
leafsfan13 0
seriously, it's starting to get old.
bridget_909 0
hahaha errrg you first ! and this sucks baddly!
scateice 0
i was almost first!
leafsfan13 0
Call me dumb, I don't get this FML. He said that he sprained his right ankle. He said he tripped and broke his left ankle, but after said that his right one was fine? Is it sarcasm that is right ankle was fine when it was not? I don't get it. I'm too tired to think right now. Someone explain it to me =P
Sun_Kissed18 25
His mom /thought/ he sprained it so they were going to the doctors to check but while leaving his mom tripped him and he actually broke his other ankle. The other one ended up being fine
TotalPandamonium 2
Actually he said that his mom thought he had sprained his right ankle. He never said that he had actually sprained it.
SookMauNoots 0
dumbass
NaziZombie 0
5th
The_Chuck_Norris 0
Hey at least......no wait never mind
glassisass 0
doesnt make sense.... **** you. not your life. YOU.
MsSippi 0
NO ONE CARES
24788 7
Parents love causing problems.
FenderYK 0
I care that hes first. i think hes the coolest person ever!