Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. I'm blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML
Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
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Top comments
maryic4ever 19
If you're gonna shave your pubes especially at someone else's house, make sure you clean up everything. No one likes to walk into the shower and see a bunch of pubes
Killz268 18
just say the scary pube monster was trying to get you in the shower.. she'll just forget about it in 15 minutes anyways
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Comments (31)
mayhemily 7
Unless you have really jacked up pubes, couldn't you have just said you shaved your legs? She probably would have believed that.
graceinsheepwear 34
I have news for you. You're more cowardly than she is senile, from the sound of it. She jumped to a conclusion to explain strange pubes and you let her think her home was unsafe to avoid embarrassment. You lose.
cutiepop8456 8
why didnt u just tell her u shaved ur legs. most people do that its totallay normal.
sassy2085 16
Why shave your pubes in the first place ydi
Taurus_ChicKa 37
To everyone saying OP could have said they shaved their legs: It says that OP is a male, and the only males I know to shave their legs are swimmers. So I don't think that would have helped. Still, it sucks that the grandma thinks her home was broken into...surely there could have been any other excuse. Shaved your chest, maybe?