Today, I found out the girl my husband's been calling "Sister" isn't actually his sister, but instead a hooker whose work name is "Sister". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML
Today, my sister used my mobile phone to call her boyfriend, who is married with children. His wife found my number on his phone and thought that I'm my sister. Since then, she has been calling me non-stop, calling me a "prostitute" each time. FML
Today, I discovered my sister's fiance's name multiple times in the guestbooks of the hotel I work at, each time with a different woman, so I told her and she dumped him. It turns out it was a guy who had the same name, but it wasn't him. He won't take her back, and now she hates me. I thought I was being a good sister. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML
Today, I found out my sister-in-law cheated on her husband. I also found out my uncle cheated on my aunt with my sister-in-law. FML
Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML
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Top comments
Mungolikecandy 19
Surely you had met his family in the past to know if he had a sister or not (unless he does have one and was saying "I am going to meet my sister")?
anRNsLife 11
You were not aware that your own husband was not related to this woman and other people call her sister, too? I think you’re making that up.
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Comments (11)
anRNsLife 11
You were not aware that your own husband was not related to this woman and other people call her sister, too? I think you’re making that up.
Mungolikecandy 19
Surely you had met his family in the past to know if he had a sister or not (unless he does have one and was saying "I am going to meet my sister")?
Titan_Slayer 21
Does she dress up as a nun?
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
I'm guessing this 'sister' is at every family gathering you attend, OMG just think how many times you've left them alone 😮
Matthew Irmen 11
Maybe he’s into incest
BurnInDemonFire 39
I have a sister. I have never once called her "sister". I call her by her name, or her nickname. Never "sister".
shannon2348 14
oh come on. you dont know who is sister is? do you and your husband ever talk to each other? this seems pretty out there.
TheSminty1 17
Never heard someone call their actual sister, "sister"
831curmudgeon 7
Seems like you should have known who is or isn't in your husband's immediate family before he ever became your husband. Not to mention his propensity to hang out with hookers!
J15237 25
I hope that day he found out that you have filed for a divorce. That is ridicules.