Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. I'm blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML
Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
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Top comments
maryic4ever 19
If you're gonna shave your pubes especially at someone else's house, make sure you clean up everything. No one likes to walk into the shower and see a bunch of pubes
Killz268 18
just say the scary pube monster was trying to get you in the shower.. she'll just forget about it in 15 minutes anyways
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Comments (31)
enginsteve 17
Why in the world did you shave your pubes in someone else's house? What was so important? haha Poor grandma...
daddysgirl243 21
you couldn't have waited for another time and place?
worldclassrager 41
That's one method of shaving I don't think I'll ever understand...perhaps a little trim would work better...shave at your own place
rapunzel13 11
Lol #9 you made my night!
VeganVampyre 27
Hmm... Yup, the reply button does appear to be working. Strange.
inz002 6
maybe it was your grannys hair?
AlicefromIreland 16
YDI, you were at your grandmas Ffs!
PO_linesman 4
YDI. Shaving pubes in someone else's shower and not cleaning up thoroughly. That's disgusting.
Burton_Forever 23
should have told her she's senile she'll just forget anyway clean it up after you tell her
Ms_ValS 27
I thought you meant he should tell his grandmother that she's senile
MrZsDad 19
You just got trolled by Grandma lol
interesting33 37
That IS embarrassing. But it doesn't sound right to let her think it was a burglar, she could be really worried about it. Maybe just tell her it was you, you could say you shaved your legs or beard stubble?