Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML
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Top comments
lisey517 2
Get a Schick Quattro for women. Disposable razors are garbage.
insertnameherr 11
Wow.... that was..... way too much information I was expecting.
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Comments (113)
thunter2000 2
Sounds like you need to shave more often or move to Seattle!
funnygirl20010 0
Get nair all u have to do is put it on and wait and use a wet rag and take it off the hair will be off
PaperUmbrellas 4
Wow, how much hair do normal people grow? If I don't shave for 2 months, it still barely shows...
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Well some women are really hairy. Like myself (sadly) And it also depends on the skin tone and the color of the hair, which either makes it stand out or blend in.
HaraAishi 8
177, I know that feel bro.
doodlecloud 27
I think mine grows to an average length however, it gets there really quickly. Everyone's different.
vhivfe 3
You should wax instead. It hurts more but it's worth it and it lasts longer
doodlecloud 27
Not shaving is unusual but certainly not disgusting or unnatural. That said, if you're going to shave, learn to do it properly. I don't care how hairy you are - you didn't need to go through that many razor and cutting only comes from bad skills not bad razors. If I use an older razor then I'd probably get razor burn but I wouldn't get cut...you only get cut if you go to fast or don't pay attention.
lostfaithinpppl 19
What #124 said ^^^
rcgirl2 11
You should use Nair.
iwishicould 7
I've gone long stretches without shaving abd it's never been that bad, maybe you should just get laser hair removal...
Chingy892987 14
Personally I'm chicken with razors so I don't shave my legs much :P, but the most I've done was 2 razors and a tiny cut on my ankle. One thing's for sure, you're doing it too rough. Tone it down a bit o.O.
kaileylovesyew 4
Eww soo gross. YDI for going so long without shaving but FYL razor cuts r THE WORST!!!
SayPeanuts 29
I'm saying YDI. Not because you went 3 weeks without shaving your legs because I've done that too, but because you need to learn how to shave properly. How did you manage to go through 3 razors is beyond me.