Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML
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lisey517 2
Get a Schick Quattro for women. Disposable razors are garbage.
insertnameherr 11
Wow.... that was..... way too much information I was expecting.
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Comments (113)
dead_insects 18
its not nearly as tedious when you actually keep up with it!! I shave everyday, it takes about 10 minutes and I'm smooth all the time. It should just be habit/regular hygiene.
linkinpark98 24
Always use the ladies razors. As a lady, i can back up that those work the best.
doodlecloud 27
Every guy razor I've used has worked much better than the women's I've used. They may have just been more expensive, I dunno, but that's been my experience.
Starstruckluv 4
Don't use disposable razors!! They're horrible
MuseFan1991 14
no worries, you obviously just need practice! try using a venus razor, the head moves so it makes spots like the backs of your ankles easy to do. also, always use some kind of shave gel, where soap is ok the gel is specifically designed to reduce cuts
iscribe310 0
stay on top of that shit and this won't happen to you, hippie
babebeegurl95 7
Ever heard of Venus 5 blade disposables??
phxffemt 0
Use veet. Duh
purrantula 3
Shave if you want, don't bother if not. End of ******* story, I can't believe people are so immature as to call OP disgusting, dirty and lazy. So men's legs and armpits are magically more hygienic than women's, despite (usually) never being shaved? Come off it. Shaving is a personal decision and no-one else's ******* business.
dead_insects 18
it becomes someone's business when its posted on a public forum. It's a personal decision of course, but if she didn't want to do it, she wouldn't risk the cuts and take the time
flutter4 7
I like your straight foreword way of thinking.
ya_momma 4
Ydi, op. learn to shave your legs properly.
corleon198425 22
A double edge safty razor is the best shave I've ever had for my face as well as my balls