Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML
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Top comments
lisey517 2
Get a Schick Quattro for women. Disposable razors are garbage.
insertnameherr 11
Wow.... that was..... way too much information I was expecting.
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Comments (113)
Greenpuppy416 6
Your legs shouldn't be that hairy after 3 weeks...
clairelolz 5
girl just shave your legs more often! ydi
vettle 6
Nair or wax long hair silly.
LizzJizz 16
Buy a NONO from that infomercial XD
bjf10 22
Just stop shaving, problem solved.
Swiko 11
Why the hell are people voting ydi just because she hadn't shaved in 3 weeks? It's a pain in the ass.
Angelastic_fml 18
I voted ydi because she didn't continue to not shave.
doodlecloud 27
I voted you deserve it because she has no clue how to use razors and apparently decided to continue until she butchered both legs instead of calling a female friend or just using google...
AlfishKK 7
What the hell? Girl, I am pretty hairy myself, and it NEVER takes more than one razor, no matter how long it's been. You know you can rinse the hair out, right?
StayClassyLassy 6
Buy a men's razor. Disposables are crap.
fatalwish 6
disposable 1 razor? you ******* deserved it
jenniferunicorn 5
im currently on a huuuuge budget because my mom used 90% of her money to buy a house and the rest is for house furniture (the set we have now is staying with the rest of my family that we live with) so i downgraded a lot of my stuff, like my makeup, school supplies, and everyday necessities. so i turn to my dollar store for some things including razors. and i have only gotten 2 cuts and i have been using them for 4 months now. although i also do buy the shaving cream there too which is also a dollar ..
AnyaS 19
Cool story, bro.