Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML
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Top comments
lisey517 2
Get a Schick Quattro for women. Disposable razors are garbage.
insertnameherr 11
Wow.... that was..... way too much information I was expecting.
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Comments (113)
michelele 0
3 weeks!! that's when you buzz before shaving!!
courtneybro 0
You should have known disposable razors couldn't cut through that jungle!
jennifernorvell 7
Bc u used disposable razors. Those are horrible. Try to ones that u change out the blades
juliettalphakilo 16
schick hydro and you will never go back
emilywa 9
That shouldnt happen..u must have abnormally thick leg hair
crystalxa 35
maybe you should try nair!
LauraAreias 10
try wax. it is way more credible
TOPsCinderella 25
"disposable razors" I see your problem.
criley221 19
ew. three razors? try using a better razor or just buy mens, they are always better than women's.
The_Anarchist00 5
as a guy I can confirm that nobody will decide whether they like you or not based on how hairy your legs are. And if they do, they aren't worth your time.