Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML
Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML
Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML
Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in my bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML
Today, my mom had a talk with me while my dad was out. She said to stop using her lotion for my masturbation sessions. I asked her how long did she know. She replied with, "Ever since we put up that camera in the living room for burglars, where you happen to watch your porn." FML
Today, I finished installing remote access CCTV cameras around my house due to the high rate of burglaries around my neighborhood. I turn it on to see my teenage son rubbing one out on the couch. FML
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Top comments
MaddieMonster 0
black mail? "stop stealing my cookies or this will be on the internet!"
always_his 2
Why wouldn't you just hide the cookies? Is a camera really necessary for some COOKIES? FYL for what you witnessed though.
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Comments (140)
fxdxhk90 0
You set up a camera to see who was stealing cookies? Don't have anything better to do, huh?
fml2102008 1
why would you go to the extent of setting up a camera???!!! YDI
plexico 4
Wow, is your dad going to be pissed! BTW, if your cookies are cream-filled, I'd throw 'em out.
HumpDeBump17 4
LOL Oh that made me feel slightly sick xD
plexico 4
The dad part, or the cream-filled part?
Casualt1234 0
why would there be a dad involved? not all kids have dads. (except biologically, of course)
HumpDeBump17 4
The cream-filled part, obviously :P
_Noon_ 0
That must have been some pretty damn good cookies. Recipe?
wildlyapathetic 0
Even if your cookies are God's gift to baking, made with flour milled from a unicorn's horn and dusted with 24k gold dust, setting up a hidden camera to spy on family members in your own home is an incredibly passive-aggressive douchebag thing to do. If you're living with your mother, it's not *your* kitchen, you probably didn't buy the ingredients, and if somebody else in your family eats a couple, consider it a fair trade for having a roof over your head. Or, if your cookies are so important to you that you can't bear the thought of anyone else touching them with their hideous unclean hands, keep them in your damned room.
_Noon_ 0
WIN.
glitter_kiss 0
i agree,WIN
maundy 0
*applause*
CDub7888 0
Hope you have fun on your pedastal up there. Because I'm gonna be cheering my ass off when you come crashing down to Earth. Have a nice day. ^_^
blueknight1st 26
I wanna see it! Put it on the net!
M13LO 0
YDI for being stingy and YDI for having a kitchen
giggity0giggity 0
#35, fail.
nautical 0
i LOVE that you did that to protect your cookies. seriously, can i hire you?
Lythiaren 8
Hey, for all we know they could've been triple mint chocolate cookies topped with Andes mints. Don't be dissing the cookies. OP, I... really hope they didn't use the cookies/cookie jar for what they were doing. Ewwww.
Paige_Nicole10 0
that is the most disgusting thing i've ever heard of