Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML
Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML
To catch a perv'
Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
Spyware
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML
Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in my bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML
Caught in 404p
Today, my mom had a talk with me while my dad was out. She said to stop using her lotion for my masturbation sessions. I asked her how long did she know. She replied with, "Ever since we put up that camera in the living room for burglars, where you happen to watch your porn." FML
Today, I finished installing remote access CCTV cameras around my house due to the high rate of burglaries around my neighborhood. I turn it on to see my teenage son rubbing one out on the couch. FML
Top comments
MaddieMonster 0
black mail? "stop stealing my cookies or this will be on the internet!"
always_his 2
Why wouldn't you just hide the cookies? Is a camera really necessary for some COOKIES? FYL for what you witnessed though.
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Comments (140)
_musical_addict_ 0
Umm.... Soooo what exactly is the point of this story??
Crotcho_fml 0
YDI for putting up the camera to find out who's "stealing your cookies." You obviously live with your mom, who probably buys the cookies you think someone is stealing. Don't put up a camera unless you're prepared to see what happens when you're not home.
Jastin 0
POST IT ON A **** SITE XD
cmac86 24
cookies. really? tell big bird hi for me cookie monster. give Elmo my regards as well.
NRApros 0
You set up a camera...to see who was stealing your cookies. 0_0
_unwritten_xox 0
BHAHAHAHA!!!!!! OP: i think I love you =] like seriously, your like me but in male form lol! Like I seriouly need to meet you hahs. I dont know but, I know I would do that too to protect my cookies =D You make me feel complete. Sucks about havin to see that though =/. but seriouly, OP your amazing. And all you haters sayin hes a fattay for takin the time to set that up instead of asking: SHH. It would probs only take like 10 mins and maybe he lives in a home of people he doesnt think would tell the truth =] your skilled for doin that
Indiana_fml 4
*LMAO* That must've been some damn good cookies!
boom_bam_kazam 0
"good news: the cookies are safe." bahahaha. you just made my day :)
inarticulate 0
..that's amazing that you filmed it just to see who was stealing your cookies. XD God.
iTz_Mark 0
shes been digging some cookies in the cookie jar. ;)
Thoureau 0
I think you mean that her boyfriend is digging into her cookies. ;)