Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML
Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML
Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML
Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in my bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML
Today, my mom had a talk with me while my dad was out. She said to stop using her lotion for my masturbation sessions. I asked her how long did she know. She replied with, "Ever since we put up that camera in the living room for burglars, where you happen to watch your porn." FML
Today, I finished installing remote access CCTV cameras around my house due to the high rate of burglaries around my neighborhood. I turn it on to see my teenage son rubbing one out on the couch. FML
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Top comments
MaddieMonster 0
black mail? "stop stealing my cookies or this will be on the internet!"
always_his 2
Why wouldn't you just hide the cookies? Is a camera really necessary for some COOKIES? FYL for what you witnessed though.
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Comments (140)
kacie13 1
I busted out laughing from the first sentence. :p & ew.
ponyperson 0
Cookies? You really put a flippin camera in your kitchen for cookies? Fail...
member0987654321 0
your cookies? wtf are you like ******* five years old? FREAK.
lobby0ne 0
******* delete it then instead of posting on FML! wtf is wrong with you?!
jem1991 0
thievery, in my kitchen?
aymaureen 0
so you set up a camera to see who's stealing your ******* cookies? maybe they should steal them, your fatass could use to skip a meal. or nine.
_unwritten_xox 0
number 121: Why would he do that, its funny.. This is the point of this site.. To post your mishaps.
iTz_Mark 0
http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1789843
maria12_fml 0
Your probably 12... Am I right??!!
staystrongholdon 0
FYL for having to see it , but YDI for being too stupid to know what a DELETE button is .