Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML
Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML
Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML
Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in my bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML
Today, my mom had a talk with me while my dad was out. She said to stop using her lotion for my masturbation sessions. I asked her how long did she know. She replied with, "Ever since we put up that camera in the living room for burglars, where you happen to watch your porn." FML
Today, I finished installing remote access CCTV cameras around my house due to the high rate of burglaries around my neighborhood. I turn it on to see my teenage son rubbing one out on the couch. FML
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Top comments
MaddieMonster 0
black mail? "stop stealing my cookies or this will be on the internet!"
always_his 2
Why wouldn't you just hide the cookies? Is a camera really necessary for some COOKIES? FYL for what you witnessed though.
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Comments (140)
Momar242 0
Move out you little punk
Person1233 13
WOO the cookies are safe.
FreakOnaLeash 0
Roflmao
WonderBlunder 0
did he **** on your cookies?
Shyman4ever 0
Oh gawd, anything but parents having sex in the kitchen
Thepharaoh 0
You could of just asked someone about where ur cookies have been going. YDI
Paige_Nicole10 0
why do you care so much about your cookies?
Uvula 0
Did your mom and her boyfriend steal your cookies?
Nightfallz 0
post it on the interwebs
plexico 4
Why did you keep watching the tape after you saw what was starting? I'd think once you saw them going in for the first kiss, you'd switch off the tape. The tape couldn't have started with the guy's **** in your mom's mouth, could it? YDI for watching it, you filthy, Oedipal voyeur!
noshitsherlock 0
SERIOUSLY. Anyone who wouldn't want to see that shit would turn it OFF.