Today, I was on the train and a woman approached me from behind and told me that if I didn’t stop staring at her, she’d kill me slowly and painfully, then she pulled out a switchblade to support her argument. I wasn’t looking at her at all and was in fact looking in the opposite direction. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was creeping on a girl, looking at her tattoos and getting stimulated while she was sitting down in the carriage next to ours. From the looks of it, it looked like she was looking at her phone, but she was actually staring dead at me. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and the woman in front of me kept looking back nervously. I jokingly assured her that I wasn't a mugger. She then took out a knife and mugged me. FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, I was on the train next to an elderly woman. When I told her it was my stop, she turned her knees towards the aisle, and I, thinking that she was letting me go by, began to edge past. She screamed, "DON'T PUSH ME!" and the whole train turned to look. I was thus the asshole pushing the old lady. FML
Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and say,s "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML
Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML
Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML
Today, while on the skytrain, a woman leaned on the railing bar that I was holding onto, crushing my hand. My first instinct was to move my hand when she turned around and began loudly yelling at me for, "Touching her waist" and "Sexually harassing" her. FML
Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
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Billsonhamsen 17
Call police.
Chazzster 32
Some people are just nuts. Most of the time the nut jobs are harmless. But this does not sound like she’s harmless. Given that this is no doubt over, and you hopefully will never see her again, there’s probably nothing you can do now. BTW - Is it possible that the direction you were looking was towards a mirror or window that was reflecting yours and her images? If you can see a person”s eyes in a mirror, they can see yours. While her reaction is still nut job level, that might explain what she saw. In the future if this happened again, I would call 911 and explain the situation at the time - as soon as nutzo was out of my face.
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Billsonhamsen 17
Call police.
Chazzster 32
Some people are just nuts. Most of the time the nut jobs are harmless. But this does not sound like she’s harmless. Given that this is no doubt over, and you hopefully will never see her again, there’s probably nothing you can do now. BTW - Is it possible that the direction you were looking was towards a mirror or window that was reflecting yours and her images? If you can see a person”s eyes in a mirror, they can see yours. While her reaction is still nut job level, that might explain what she saw. In the future if this happened again, I would call 911 and explain the situation at the time - as soon as nutzo was out of my face.
Gubbon 17
Drugs are a hell of a drug.