Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I asked out just responded to my relationship request on Facebook. It's been 4 hours, and my new girlfriend already thinks I'm cheating on her. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
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Top comments
toxic_walrus 15
Your girlfriend is awesome
pills_here 5
I guess you gotta "hand" it to her for doing that!
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Comments (144)
Cujo3269 9
Lmao. Ahahahahahhahahahhaa.
Onyx3288 22
Like a boss!
Venasaur1 9
I'll be honest it took way too long for me to FINALLY understand this!!
creepyclowntown 10
that's awesome, jealous I didn't think of that! she is a keeper
pwnman 33
Did you pay a guy to tell her you were dead after?
alphaskater09 9
She sounds like a handful.
invadermaythe1st 35
So she has a sense of humour? Get used to it, not everyone's that lucky.
DeBoss 8
That's great ;). I love her!!!!
pesukarchu 11
Oh c'mon dude, you have an awesome girlfriend with a fantastic sense of humour! Take the joke, or pull the same joke on her too. You can always change your name to something funny too!
FireFighter145 2
Your gf deserves a medal for pwning you