Today, I had to sit in between two boys on a two-hour bus ride. They were watching a movie and each of them had shared an earphone. They made me hold the phone up so both of them could see the screen. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML
Today, I got to spend 4 hours on a bus with a group of selfie-taking teenagers who spent the majority of the time trying to harmonize while singing various songs. I'm pretty sure half of them were tone deaf. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I had a panic attack on the bus, because I couldn’t find my headphones. I was listening to them the whole time. FML
Today, our band had a road trip. Two people chose to stack themselves on top of each other to share a seat rather than sit in the last seat next to me. FML
Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML
Today, on a movie date with my boyfriend, it took me a while to understand why he was leaning on his elbow during the entire thing. He had an earpiece cupped in his hand and was listening to a soccer match. FML
Today, I went to see a movie by myself and ended up sitting next to a couple on a first date, who spent the whole movie whispering to each other. FML
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JenniF_fml 9
Why didn’t you switch seats with one of them?
RichardPencil 32
They "made" you? Either say no or switch seats, wimp!
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Comments (13)
JenniF_fml 9
Why didn’t you switch seats with one of them?
toothbreaker 10
why couldn’t you swap seats? ydi for not doing anything to try to fix the situation
RichardPencil 32
They "made" you? Either say no or switch seats, wimp!
Seanb2510 18
I mean at least you got to see a movie, albeit there’s no sound but still.
jttorkildson 21
Just a head’s up, albeit is one word.
Seanb2510 18
Thanks grammarly.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Grammarly is a pronoun, so it requires a capital G.
Gubbon 17
What the hell
Seanb2510 18
So hang on, just to backtrack, there’s a girl here saying she “had to” sit between two boys to let them watch a movie and hold the phone, but I’m singled out because I’ve misused grammar 😂😂😂.
shannon2348 14
They made you? Nope. You agreed to do it. I'm tired of people claiming someone made them do something. ydi
Trinity Fenwick 7
you're full of shit. anyone would have switched seats.
mfranks19891989 10
While is was nice of you to hold the phone so they both could watch the show ( technically you could to) why didn’t you switch seat?
Courtney McCracken 10
You never thought to switch seats with one of them?