Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I asked out just responded to my relationship request on Facebook. It's been 4 hours, and my new girlfriend already thinks I'm cheating on her. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
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Top comments
toxic_walrus 15
Your girlfriend is awesome
pills_here 5
I guess you gotta "hand" it to her for doing that!
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Comments (144)
bleu85 11
It's actually pretty funny. You should commend her.
chickenman12312 12
Don't let her go.
robertmil90 10
thats actually really funny sorry op
SideOfTheAngels 23
At least she has a sense of humour. Lighten up a bit yeah?
kwilson3103 11
Your fault for still using Facebook
Ben009 13
That's awesome.
pic516 9
You need to marry her
CeltHound 14
I don't get it. Could someone please explain this one to me? Thanks!
Willypops44 2
Cause now is facebookpage says he's in a relationship with "his hand"
Erery 16
C'mon I would have laughed my ass off and be like "Ha, funny babe ;)" and who cares about other people knowing she's still YOUR gf
jamnglamgirlie 17
I think I've seen her around on the worst of tumblr