Raiders4ever
United States
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
nick
Palm Desert, United States
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
Anonymous
Bell, United States
Today, my son was crying because he wanted his daddy, and he asked when he can see him. I had no idea what to say, given his dad left us in the middle of the night last year, now lives in another country, and told me he never wants to see us again. FML
iliana74
Hamilton, United States
Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Who even are you?
Today, I found out that my boyfriend didn't have a son that died in a car accident. He's never even had any kids. FML
Ben
United States
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML
Anonymous
Schaumburg, United States
Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML
Meghan
New York, United States
Breaking
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
me
United States
Today, I met my son for the first time since I had to put him up for adoption over two decades ago. I wanted to make amends and get to know him. Instead, all I got to know was how well he can throw a punch. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Dad, look! I'm your son! Son... I am disappoint.
spyderman2190 0
that kinda sux, but this shouldnt be an FML, if anything your life is prolly alot more blessed, quit being a man ***** and this prolly wont happen again
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Comments (139)
Hellcrapdamn 0
Did you name him Jesus "Ezekial" Jesus?
fail_1 0
lizzzie it does have to be an fml... now he has to take care of a kid... I'm sorry man that really sucks
fMYYYlife 0
wrap it before you tap it no glove no love cover it before you smother it cover your stump before you hump if your not gonna sack it go home an wack it if you go into heat package your meat the right selection is to wrap your erection
allmidnighteyes 11
**** condoms, premarital sex is the shit. Get 'em pregnant, get 'em pregnant, get 'em pregnant.
waterynuggets 0
TFOT reference FTW
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
How is babby formed? How girl get pregnant?
DoomJeff91 2
How about tape it before you rape it? That ones original as far as I know.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Well, Brave_Sir_Robin... I was told that my parents asked the Skyfairy for a wiggling new bundle of joy. About nine months later, I was placed on their doorstep by the Delivery Stork. My parents opened the door... ...and gasped in horror. They didn't ask for a ******* baby, they wanted a puppy! They've begrudged me ever since. :[ Now, I don't know if that's how you were made, but I thought I'd share my story with you. :]
Hellcrapdamn 0
They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden : i am truley sorry for your lots
Witchcraft_fml 5
What?
Hellcrapdamn 0
This is the first thing http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081017195134AAWT7Ez This is the second http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_RaPOOVX1Y&feature=related . Watch the second one, and then read the first one. You should begin to understand at this point. Blammo.
gummibehrs 4
I don't think she was saying "what?" about the topic of your comment, I think she was saying "what?" because she couldn't understand it because of all the misspelled words.
Sipos 0
"Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. My first urge was to complain about my life. FML" That sounds more appropriate to me.
lmmmr 0
And for this, he could not deserve it more. Obviously a lame person.
roosterman187 0
This is a website devoted to people bitching about their daily happenings. Did you forget that?
cali_cougar 0
wow i guess now maybe you are thinking back to allll the times you had sex with no protection..... and how many little 'raiders4ever' are running around out there. you totally deserve it dude. wrap it up next time
joHnnycsU 0
Now that's what i call irresponsibility/
Chfanfiction 0
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig YDI. You were stupid enough to get a girl pregnant, now deal with the consequences. Next time wrap your meat.
perdix 31
If you don't wrap your meat, how can you have any pudding?!
NathanKett 0
How did you know he was your son if you didn't know you had one?
mrzero 0
Stupido
stupiddumbblonde 0
what the...?