Raiders4ever
United States
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
nick
Palm Desert, United States
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
Anonymous
Bell, United States
Today, my son was crying because he wanted his daddy, and he asked when he can see him. I had no idea what to say, given his dad left us in the middle of the night last year, now lives in another country, and told me he never wants to see us again. FML
iliana74
Hamilton, United States
Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Who even are you?
Today, I found out that my boyfriend didn't have a son that died in a car accident. He's never even had any kids. FML
Ben
United States
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML
Anonymous
Schaumburg, United States
Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML
Meghan
New York, United States
Breaking
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
me
United States
Today, I met my son for the first time since I had to put him up for adoption over two decades ago. I wanted to make amends and get to know him. Instead, all I got to know was how well he can throw a punch. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Dad, look! I'm your son! Son... I am disappoint.
spyderman2190 0
that kinda sux, but this shouldnt be an FML, if anything your life is prolly alot more blessed, quit being a man ***** and this prolly wont happen again
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Comments (139)
TenebrificTurtle 0
Next time don't be the ******* Johnney Appleseed of Sperm and keep track of who the hell you sleep with.
irregularhunterz 0
lame
zander09 0
It's DNA testing time!
PhillyFox 0
Don't be a fool. Wrap your tool!
salathiel2013 0
Son of a....you? haha....
wafflemonger 0
You know what would make this more of an FML? If the OP was a woman.
wafflemonger 0
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Brave_Sir_Robin 4
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LadyKaya 0
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Superawesomestev 0
ydi.
TenebrificTurtle 0
I guess YDI for not knowing... I hope you remember the sex...?
eatjello 1
Raiders ftw! Graduated loudoun county high school last year!