Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
Today, my son was crying because he wanted his daddy, and he asked when he can see him. I had no idea what to say, given his dad left us in the middle of the night last year, now lives in another country, and told me he never wants to see us again. FML
Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
Who even are you?
Today, I found out that my boyfriend didn't have a son that died in a car accident. He's never even had any kids. FML
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML
Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML
Breaking
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
Today, I met my son for the first time since I had to put him up for adoption over two decades ago. I wanted to make amends and get to know him. Instead, all I got to know was how well he can throw a punch. FML
Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
Dad, look! I'm your son! Son... I am disappoint.
spyderman2190 0
that kinda sux, but this shouldnt be an FML, if anything your life is prolly alot more blessed, quit being a man ***** and this prolly wont happen again
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Comments (139)
cookiecrumble 0
i think thats fake, how would he even know that boy was his son, if he doesn't have one, fake
DemonicFatty 2
is there a problem with having a son. not like he's 17...I think
Hisbabyforever 0
if this is an fml for you, think how your son feels. that you dindnt expect and therefore dont want him as a son? he's gotta feel terrible
DaveTheBrave20 0
THIS IS BRIAN GRIFFIN!!
cantevenimagine 0
that's wat u get for being a man *****, no offense
bvbsoldier 0
why FYL? try considering how your kid feels. if I knew my dad, I would be overjoyed. YDI for being an inconsiderate douche bag
HighasaCloud 46
Have you considered the overwhelming probability that the woman in question failed to inform OP that he was to be a father? I suspect it didn't cross your mind, douchebag.
prenticehill 4
how is that an FML? celebrate your new child.
scotchnacid 4
Everyday..we learn something new
bullgirl101 0
What a terrible father/mother!
nekamcnair 0
How the hell you don't know you have a son