Raiders4ever
United States
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
nick
Palm Desert, United States
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
Anonymous
Bell, United States
Today, my son was crying because he wanted his daddy, and he asked when he can see him. I had no idea what to say, given his dad left us in the middle of the night last year, now lives in another country, and told me he never wants to see us again. FML
iliana74
Hamilton, United States
Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Who even are you?
Today, I found out that my boyfriend didn't have a son that died in a car accident. He's never even had any kids. FML
Ben
United States
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML
Anonymous
Schaumburg, United States
Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML
Meghan
New York, United States
Breaking
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
me
United States
Today, I met my son for the first time since I had to put him up for adoption over two decades ago. I wanted to make amends and get to know him. Instead, all I got to know was how well he can throw a punch. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Dad, look! I'm your son! Son... I am disappoint.
spyderman2190 0
that kinda sux, but this shouldnt be an FML, if anything your life is prolly alot more blessed, quit being a man ***** and this prolly wont happen again
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Comments (139)
PiErC3 0
the FML about this is that he didnt know he had a son A good father usually knows he has a child
volleybalhitter 0
Haha! It would be funnier if you met him on a street corner. "Dad? "
Ninjasaurus18 9
That's not an FML. That's a congrats for having a kid, and a facepalm for not juts putting a ******* condom on.
XxchristinasmhxX 0
Do I smell man *****?
SWeatHeart11_fml 7
He could be upset that he didn't know because he would have been there for his son from the start and now feels like he's messed up.
st_red12 4
NopeTrain 11
pops!
yosico22 16
That's sad.
HighasaCloud 46
I am surprised at the amount of YDI's you got, OP. It's as if all these morons believe that your spidey senses should have tingled as soon as your sperm fertilized that woman's egg. Sorry, OP. As soon as she found out she was pregnant, it was her responsibility to tell you that you were to be a father. FYL and all these "YDI" voters are window-licking, inbred piles of maggot-infested shit.
crazy_loner 25
Well, now you do.