Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
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roflcopter657 0
thats just sad... enjoy your hand.
IllegalLight 0
Yuck... anyways, don't you watch ****?
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Comments (182)
SirAlan 0
was u in the bathroom at the time?!
casey6492 0
pics or it didn't happen
tWitt3rBuG 0
Don't you have access to ****? (He didn't mention reality vs pics!) Dude that's creepy & sad! FYL indeed!
dearViena 0
#12 are you stupid? i'm sure he ran and got a camera when he saw her. dumbass and this isn't such a big deal. sex is overrated so don't worry. you just haven't found the right girl yet :]
k34nu 7
Someone doesn't get laid enough then....
potatoebee 0
^^sex is an extremely valuable thing that god gave us only for married couples. It is not a game! No, not everyone watches ****, and no, not everyone is a trashy **** like you. I think it is great that he keeps his virginity In a world full of people like you.
aero_fml 0
#10: What's the sexual difference between being single and married?
YDIdouche 0
So sick of these "first time I ever saw someone naked and I'm 20+" FMLs. Maybe you'd get laid if you got off the computer. ~_~
chunkofchange 0
16 has it right. honestly if its that big a deal, do something about it. no sympathy
brens 0
hah! hand in the bathroom right after she gets out???lolsss! guys do that like all the time right??
AntiChrist7 0
why do you think we have internet?
bonafidehustler 0
LOL @ #12 I don't think it's that big of a deal. So what, you're a 24 year old virgin?