Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked downstairs in a new outfit, after dieting for 3 months, and losing just over 20 pounds. My mom took one look at me and said "You'd better keep going." FML
Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML
Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML
Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, I was showing my step-dad old photos of the family. We got to a picture of me and I mentioned how much weight I've lost. He muttered, "Heh, fat AND blind". FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10 lbs. My sister got jealous about me losing weight, and told my parents and coworkers that I'm anorexic. Hello, intervention. FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I was tying my hair up when my dad rubbed my stomach and asked how his grandchild was doing. He knows I'm not pregnant and that I've been trying really hard to lose weight. FML
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Top comments
gordjess1 19
That's so good! Congratulations to you. It's hard work- (I've currently lost 42 kilos) but it's worth it in the long run. I wouldn't worry about the comment. Just be proud of what you have achieved so far.
Psycocharger 19
That's rude :(. Good for you that you've lost weight so far, good luck with your future weight loss :)
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Comments (34)
Psycocharger 19
That's rude :(. Good for you that you've lost weight so far, good luck with your future weight loss :)
gordjess1 19
That's so good! Congratulations to you. It's hard work- (I've currently lost 42 kilos) but it's worth it in the long run. I wouldn't worry about the comment. Just be proud of what you have achieved so far.
Dale_shackleford 13
Damn, that's a lot. Good job, very few people have the drive and will to lose that much.
TeacherTeacher 11
Congratulations on your weight loss. My condolences on the fact that your father is a dick.
smallandroid 26
Congratulations! 15 pounds is a major goal :)
ulissey_fml 22
He sounds jealous. So, what if you do ? You've already achieved a great amount, there's no stopping you now . I always get snipe remarks from family when I lose weight, or back-handed compliments, people are like that. Don't let it hurt you.
Myeyesbleed 15
he dosent sound jealous. why does everyone say that. its such a cliché response to a negaitive reaction. so no. he sounds like a dick.
vikky538 29
You have gone past the first step. Rest is easy
DaniealThePope 18
One step at a time.
sthompson4447 1
Congrats. Keep it up. That is a great accomplishment.
sadpanda888 12
Proud of you!! Don't listen to him OP, you are doing awesome!
Tripartita 45
Your dad doesn't sound too great; any self-respecting dad would've said, "well, maybe I can help you try to find it."
CyndiHouse3 5
Totally something my Dad would say. lmao