Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
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roflcopter657 0
thats just sad... enjoy your hand.
IllegalLight 0
Yuck... anyways, don't you watch ****?
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Comments (182)
kellster 2
Maybe it's because you call yourself a "twenty-four-years-old". Try "twenty-four-year-old", douche. Women like men who can string a sentence together in their own languages, for what it's worth.
KyleOkposofan 0
I am pretty sure he meant first time he saw a naked women not in a picture, or video. As for my opinion of this, your life is pretty f'ed. I mean c'mon, at 18 years old, that would be fine, at 21 years old, still ok in my opinion, but it is getting a little old. But at 24, nearly 33% of your life is over(if you live to the average age), you should have at least seen one naked women in real life. What the heck are you waiting for?
narehs 0
Are you gay or something?? Oh and I'm 14 and I've already lost my virginity
TattooedToDeath 0
86# thats nothing to be proud of
mooniez 7
#87: agreed. uhhh. i can't vote one for this. i can only say "..." and there's no "..." button ps. knock first!
mr_t 1
You still live with your mother?
keith444 0
shitty i think i seen my first girl naked when i was like 14
vaginatoast 0
If it makes you feel any better, you're not the first person to see your mom naked. No? Not helping? I tried.
ben26_fml 0
why are you 24 and still with your mom in the first place?...
DevilBringer 0
the only thing naked that youve seen besides that is your hand...Besides you probably gave it a visit after seeing your mom imo.