Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
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roflcopter657 0
thats just sad... enjoy your hand.
IllegalLight 0
Yuck... anyways, don't you watch ****?
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Comments (182)
fretforyerlatte 0
i highly doubt that he hasn't seen **** for some "religious" reason...if he was intentionally saving himself because he thought it was what's right, he wouldn't be saying FML about never seeing a naked woman before. i'm guessing he means IRL, i can't imagine anyone in this day and age making it to 24 without EVER seeing a naked woman, at least in a movie or magazine. it's pretty much impossible. unless you're in seclusion like a monk or something.
Go_Home 0
There's nothing wrong with that (unless you haven't seen atleast a picture or a video). Doesn't make you "uncool" or anything :)
nji9ol 0
thats sooo awkward why were you by your mom's shower...
Karnezar 2
I wrote almost the exact same FML, and it got rejected. Who the hell moderates these? D:
oogoa 0
How wonderfully Oedipal.
rbar1293 0
#34 - The FML is about not only being a virgin at 24, but never even getting a girl naked. I think that it a major FML.
Kassad_fml 0
hehe oh my oh my..24 and still not seen any naked girl yet.. you really needed to take vacation and visit the beaches :D
rinariot_fml 0
Uh, BTW, maybe he didn't consider movies and **** seeing a woman naked, considering nothing can happen between two through a tv or a computer, except in the mind. He probably means he has never seen a naked woman in person, but he maybe has in movies, idk. that's my view on the FML. Sorry for you seeing your mom naked, that must have been awkward for both of you. # 50 and 12, don't be stupid. He probably didn't look at his naked mom, run and get his camera, and go back. and if that did happen, don't you think his mom would have covered up? You two are both stupid.
Tehalon 0
Did you know you can pay women to strip down naked... and more!! O.O
necromancerlord 0
@OP~ ****.com @57~ :)