Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
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Top comments
roflcopter657 0
thats just sad... enjoy your hand.
IllegalLight 0
Yuck... anyways, don't you watch ****?
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Comments (182)
spaektor 0
just go to a strip club.
babawaba 0
well, at least you didnt go hard.....right?
darkblue_13 0
i think your living in your mom's house (assuming you do) may be the problem. I can see how it would be difficult to have sex with someone when your living in your parents house. go to a party or something, it will be fun...
STN_fml 0
fake
Rellakan 0
#45 is a troll. anyway, the internet is for ****, the internet is for ****, :D avenue Q FTW
potatoebee 0
**** is for people that don't value sex. **** was created by trashy *****, for trashy ***** like u. ^^
legallyblond 0
#38 haha lol that's just horrible but i can't stop laughing
xClarkGable 0
@45 really? This can easily happen. Maybe he's religious and is waiting for marriage and isn't allowed to watch **** because of it. Also, move out, plz. Yet, there is nothing wrong with being a virgin. I think virgins are awesome.
semester2 0
go on brazzers.com and you will see some naked girls
babawaba 0
Pics or didnt happen
cselby 0
FYL for seeing your mom naked, YDI for not ever seeing a girl naked in a span of 24 years. havent you ever seen a porno? or heck, a movie? tv show? music video? do you live in a cave? get out there, go to a bar, club, party...stop wasting time on FML...