Sarah
United States
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fuck
United States
Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML
ghostyyy
France
Today, my sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed for burglary. FML
daniella101
Lacombe, United States
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Anonymous
Amarillo, United States
We need more information
Today, I found out some very disturbing information about one of my brothers, who I have not seen in 8 years. The information is so crazy that I've thought about going to the FBI. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I found out the real reason why my brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party. He's been in jail for the past 3 months. When was anyone going to tell me? FML
Anonymous
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
Jenn
Atlanta, United States
Oh, hai Mark
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
getslostinherownhouse
Spain
Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn't my brother. FML
Bec
Australia
Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML
anonymous
United States
Bad boys, bad boys
Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML
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aliceisbored 11
did you record it?
heyimjennyFML 5
you should be proud of him! I love that show :D
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Comments (220)
FlipInBrosky 4
You can take it as good news that he's still alive? Seriously though, FHisLife!
parxxx 0
your parents must be so proud:)
MrBigMeat_fml 0
mine parents are
allmidnighteyes 11
Cops is the best show ever. There's nothing more entertaining than redneck failure for 30 minutes.
austinkiser 3
I might get thumbs down for this but u ppl don't need to repost lmao a few times just thumb up the first and move on
jellybelliez 0
look on the bright side!! at least u got to see him(:
ujstgtpwnd73 0
EPIC!
mamamenee 0
true :)
Livinia 11
It sounds like you're better off keeping no contact with him.
KareBear7364 5
Lol I can't even imagine that...crazy, dude...
ladyluck82 9
Wow. My brother told me 'I hope you get raped one day' just because we moved in together and I didn't want HIS baby's crib in my room....now I wish that was MY brother you saw on cops, because, you know, he's...just...so classy. lmao
Wtf91101 3
Wow 59 your brother is a total jerk. Maybe when he's arrested he will get raped in jail. Karma is funny that way
Skatejock21 0
If you chose to move in with your brother, than it's nobody else's fault but yours. Yeah, so it wasn't the nicest thing your brother could have said to you, but nobody said you had to take it personally, and wishing that your brother was the one getting arrested is basically just saying something just as mean and your brother said to you, so neither of you are in the clear.
my2centsworth 15
How would you take the words "I hope you get raped one day" if not personally. That's rather personal in my opinion.