Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 17-year-old son attempted to rob the bank I work at while I was off shift. FML
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
Today, my sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed for burglary. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my son actually tried to get out of being arrested by claiming he was “an agent” and unless they let him go, his employers “from the government” would come looking for him and there would be “consequences”. The officers eventually got their breath back from laughing at him. FML
Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML
Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML
Today, my son paid the price for emulating his idols, aka the sub-human scum on Jersey Shore. He called me from jail and actually had the balls to try to guilt me into bailing him out, after he'd been arrested for punching his girlfriend at a liquor store. FML
Today, I found out my son's dad stole his unemployment card and took the money. My son was homeless at the time and using his dad's address for mail. FML
Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML
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hunterhound 0
great achievement
FreebirdIII 1
Did he get his entire 15 minutes?
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Comments (191)
hunterhound 0
great achievement
iSitt 0
bad Boys whatcha gonna do
Epilepsy_fml 0
How can you get an achievement if your not playing Xbox?
Docbee 11
Look on the bright side... He's on T.V! Did he say,"Hi Mom!"?
swattinlikeflies 0
ask yo' mother
josiej0j0 0
FYL for not giving your son more money.
VEVO_fml 0
Well he tried. He shouldnt get THAT much of a punishment... right? 0_0
tbonez1996 0
VEVO sucks donkey ****
futtbuck101 1
YDI for bragging on fml.
imacreeper 3
His mugshot can be his Album cover.
whybother8 0
FML.
YDI__Bitch 0
at least it came true... that might've been why he tried robbing it so don't complain OP!
VEVO_fml 0
i love you, my donkey
SuPeR_bAsS 0
YDI for being a bad parent!! Lend 'em money more often!!
EvilPotato 15
well that's one way to have his dream fulfilled.
imacreeper 3
79, at least he's not spending his days fry cooking.
cowboyup1 0
it sounds like someone tried a little to hard to become famous.
sameroni13 0
ah every little kid's dream
pksparrow53 0
20 years of prison.
gtwerd 0
It's prob the guy in Florida who got disarmed by a soldier..
kcluna 6
49- I wonder, if that's really you?!
angelpies 0
78- Sometimes people who are handed everything tend to be the ones committing criminal offenses. I am assuming OP's son is at least 18+. He needs a job.
justalilrandom2 4
78, at 16 I don't suppose you'd understand what it means to be a good parent but I'll explain it to you as it was recently explained to me. Giving your child handout after handout will not solve their problems and will most certainly male you a good parent, in fact it makes you a poor one. A good parent will attempt to get their child to stand on their own two feet, it's why my parents encouraged me to work from age 16 even though they could have just given me money instead, I like to think I'm better for it. I'd also like to think that it is why as of yet I have not appeared on tv for robbing a bank. OP, if you did everything you could to raise them right then I truly feel for you. If you followed advice like 78 is offering and didn't really try to raise him then a long range YDI missile is streaking towards your position as we speak.
Got_any_grapes1 4
He deserves it for not robbing the jewelry store and telling them to make him a grill.
Yung23 0
Lmfao
bloobelly 0
is he black?
shortstuffs23 7
haha!
SuPeR_bAsS 0
119 It was a joke, and trust me I don't have a good parent like that.
Kawboy 1
Can I get your sons autograph?!!!
Jayrs93 11
119 to tell u the truth I didn't read any of ur post it was too long lol
jakezanerd 0
22- ps3
itslilly 0
I would read that, but it's too long.
zendaddy0 0
did they at least let you keep the monie?
ObeseKitten 0
too long? What are you guys.. 2? you can watch a 6 minute YouTube video of a poptart flying cat. or check all the comments in an FML post.... imma just go back to eating my lasagna.
BlackOpsPWNR 0
22, by playing Grand Theft Auto 4.
RandomButNice 2
at least you know he's going somewhere with his life........even though it's to jail
atsirk 0
apple doesnt fall far from the tree....
jpqm32 3
Great picture.
yankee805 0
its too bad that his dream came true in a bad way. FYL
steierr 7
ya sry....:-/
1215116a 14
He still got his dream in a way :)
qwert1994 0
Hey everyone has a dream. He managed to get his so get off his back. jeez... some people get mad over the stupidest things. :Facepalm:
L3Paparazzo 7
One thing crossed off his bucket list :P
qwert1994 0
^^ Rapist or pedophile? End of the line, you disgust me.
holymolybro 0
Was he the one who killed that old guy? ******.
eshhayz 0
looks like his dreams were "robbed " of him . lolol
bingababe 16
I think you meant he was robbed of his dream.
YourMomsFml 0
to bad he got caught
eshhayz 0
101 I think Esmeralda asked you to go up the bell tower and ring some bells
amadais 1
let me be the FIRST to say im sorry
amadais 1
or not :D
Juliaa15 6
LOL THAT WAS SERIOUSLY THE MOST HILARIOUS THING IVE EVER HEARD!!! IT WOULD BE SOOO SAD IF THIS GOT MODERATED. IT'S THE PERFECT BALANCE OF RACISM, SEXISM, AND BORDERLINE HOMOPHOBIC, BUT SO TASTEFULLY DONE! OMG I CANT BELIEVE I WITNESSED THIS COMMENT!! loljk.
christinez13 0
that sucks
volley4eva1698 0
OP must be proud of their son
IhazHappyFace 0
agreed
ollallie 0
really sad I can't even imagine.
HeartOfLead 24
Correct, to rob a bank you need... Well, to be in a movie...that I'm shooting, hope to see you there!
FreebirdIII 1
Did he get his entire 15 minutes?
CareFace 16
"Look ma'a, I'm on T.V!"batik
CareFace 16
-batik. Phone lagged, glitched, locked.. In that order. "comment posted!" NOOO!!! >:(
PeteyPablo12308 20
I sure hope so, or it wouldn't have been worth it all!
PeteyPablo12308 20
*Worth it AT all.
tenniscrazy2 6
Hahahaha, #6, that's clever :-D
sherryl_fml 0
ha funny person
Captain_Zorro 7
hahahahahaha
Juliaa15 6
LOL THAT WAS SERIOUSLY THE MOST HILARIOUS THING IVE EVER HEARD!!! IT WOULD BE SOOO SAD IF THIS GOT MODERATED. IT'S THE PERFECT BALANCE OF RACISM, SEXISM, AND BORDERLINE HOMOPHOBIC, BUT SO TASTEFULLY DONE! OMG I CANT BELIEVE I WITNESSED THIS COMMENT!! loljk.
unibrow1234 0
Hahahahahahahah chow crossing:)
JetLifeNextLife 0
at least he didn't rob a tv
Got_any_grapes1 4
He should have robbed the jewelry store and told them to make him a grill.
iLikeWaffles155 5
That song is so old. lol
Got_any_grapes1 4
That song is beast.
leequiroga 5
Fail. . . Epic Fail.
Stu2DPot 10
Got any other kids? FYL.