Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML
Today, my sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed for burglary. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
We need more information
Today, I found out some very disturbing information about one of my brothers, who I have not seen in 8 years. The information is so crazy that I've thought about going to the FBI. FML
Today, I found out the real reason why my brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party. He's been in jail for the past 3 months. When was anyone going to tell me? FML
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
Oh, hai Mark
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn't my brother. FML
Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML
Bad boys, bad boys
Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML
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aliceisbored 11
did you record it?
heyimjennyFML 5
you should be proud of him! I love that show :D
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Comments (220)
Jamialia 5
Well that was awkward.
Jaceless 0
Ha, my Uncle is on cops!
alicecanitbe 0
even tho you had no contact with your brother at least you know he's alive :/
Svetlana22 8
You all realize that cops doesnt air right when they film it it is two or three years old at minium so that people close to the arrested dont find out through cops it's not the evening news, that's why the op probably hasn't heard from him.
divagurll 0
all people are innocent till proven guilty in a court of law...
mea_iloveskiing 26
I find it so sad when siblings don't talk to each other :(
Thrasher91 0
hahahahah oh **** this was a good one
HelloNoora1 0
I don't see the FML here, you didn't even talk to him in the first place...
xMissxMurderx 1
lol it figures...especially in Kentucky.
iHavoc 0
that's happened to me before x3 not being arrested on cops but seeing a famiky member being arrested.