Sarah
United States
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fuck
United States
Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML
ghostyyy
France
Today, my sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed for burglary. FML
daniella101
Lacombe, United States
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Anonymous
Amarillo, United States
We need more information
Today, I found out some very disturbing information about one of my brothers, who I have not seen in 8 years. The information is so crazy that I've thought about going to the FBI. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I found out the real reason why my brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party. He's been in jail for the past 3 months. When was anyone going to tell me? FML
Anonymous
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
Jenn
Atlanta, United States
Oh, hai Mark
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
getslostinherownhouse
Spain
Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn't my brother. FML
Bec
Australia
Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML
anonymous
United States
Bad boys, bad boys
Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML
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aliceisbored 11
did you record it?
heyimjennyFML 5
you should be proud of him! I love that show :D
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Comments (220)
bootzilla_fml 0
you better off not seeing that bum
sampat_12 0
that sucks
trooper250 0
that's enough grounds for bragging rights where I live :D honestly though it's a small town
alex6946 10
well, look on the bright side!, you are the good child :)!
ultimentpwner1 0
u know what would suck? oif he called and asked for a bail out
Magnimus 4
Break him out of jail then, and have himm jump the General Lee as he's fleeing from Roscoe, so Roscoe will end up in the swamp (it help's the General Lee's jumping abilities if the trunk is full of moonshine). ;)
italianbby 11
Maybe your Dad should've saved bail money like the other girl's Dad.. haha
ShawnCrain1 0
It's posts like this that make me go on FML.
sk8erd 15
haha true, btw sick shirt!!
sk8erd 15
wanna bail him out??