anonymous
United States
Bad boys, bad boys
Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
still poor
Carlisle, United States
BIG NEWS!
Today, my dad texted me saying he had "big news." I immediately called, thrilled, because I assumed he meant that he finally found a job and that our money troubles were over. The "big news" was him being excited at seeing an actor from one TV show he likes in another TV show. FML
HoratioNo
Stockton, United States
Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML
nodad
United States
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
annoyed
United States
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Anonymous
What's your emergency?
Today, I found out that because I'm a cop, my 5-year-old son thinks the only way he can contact me is by calling 911. FML
thehumanshield
United States
At last!
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
anonymous
Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML
Top comments
marisamaroo93 0
well he is famous! famously bad ass. jk
flockz 20
ya your mom could of been on 16 and pregnant, twice.
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Comments (246)
shelbygordon44 7
it could be worse...
flockz 20
ya your mom could of been on 16 and pregnant, twice.
whiskuit 0
Or been on "Cheaters" twice.
CatEyes66 0
Or Jerry Springer/Maury
Aim4thebullseye 4
or your "dad" coulda been on 16 and pregnant...
AbuelaGrande 0
In my pueblo the TV is not in HD so when you seat with nephew and grand children it is not good so when you watch show like Cop it's Policia.
bubble25_fml 5
damn I thumbed u up by mistake...
imacreeper 3
your mother could have been on Maury twice.."bitch, if you in Maury twice then you know he not da fatha"
dreamering 16
Or being Lindsay Lohan.
L3Paparazzo 7
there's no bad publicity :P
FarSide 23
Yeah... it's hard to give up show-biz. Hopefully your dad is a cop. Otherwise, FYL.
FarSide 23
@56. Ever consider a sensitivity class? Anger management? Do yourself a favor and NEVER travel out of the US. You are sure to get arrested with your attitude.
Shy_Anne 10
your dad is Famous!!
opendoorclosed 8
You ain't gonna call no po po!
WeeGee_fml 0
51-fail
imacreeper 3
actually 119, it was a l movie quote. notice the quotations.
Ieatpeople1984 0
You could have #59's pic
RiiOT09 9
yes, it could be worse. op's dad could have been on lockup twice.
Aim4thebullseye 4
or on thousand ways to die ... I'm pretty sure that's the worse lol
SelenaJerzak 0
pahahahahahaha
Termites 15
He might have been on Cops twice but I've been on Meth many times.
gabstahhh 8
Cops is the shiiiiiittt.
Bravo11 14
Why are you so sweaty? I was watching your dad on Cops.
sheethapins 13
Could have been on Oprah once. *shudders*
LordGoober 13
Actually being on cops twice makes you famous 'round here.
Klums02 0
Or it could've been Dr. Phil...
hellogoodbye1996 6
I'm starting to question these..this is the third one of someone being on cops in two weeks.
TheThrasher_fml 0
he could be a cop. be thankful hes not
whatgoescomes 5
first comment!! haha that's funny
marisamaroo93 0
well he is famous! famously bad ass. jk
ienjoithinqs 0
another 2 times and he might be considered as part if the show :D
starile 20
INfamous, perhaps??
enonymous 9
One day his Beer and Blood stained wife beater shirt will be retired and he will stroll into the Cell of Fame
TheFinestWannabe 3
he's been on it more times then some of the cops
bloodshedblack 5
lol
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
He should be proud, Cops is a mildly entertaining show that millions of people watch. I'd be happy XD
FunnyGuy5051 7
he must be black lol jk, is it me or does this fml seem like a scary movie reference
textwork 4
that is an achievement....
hellokat1 0
That's cool! What are the chances of being on cops twice?
XxMaseratiGurlxX 1
of course it is!
xleanne_aLly 23
LOL this reminds me of when my name is earl was on cops
cgall123 0
and you know what they say like father like son so you can Br famous some day just like your father
360XBOXFTW 0
50 gamerscore!
IBeBlazin 0
156- your pic is ******* awesome lol
Lumenoire 0
Now he'll hear that pleasant little achievement 'ding' everytime he watches those 2 specific episodes..
rattusrattus 19
I think the word he's looking for is 'infamy'. Unless he was on Cops as a, well, cop.
humzizzl3 0
hahah that's awesome, does he sniff cocaine on the streets ?
coolkat77 0
as a cop or bad guy??
agSWAAAAG 0
take a wild and crazy guess
OceanBreathesSal 5
I spy with my little eyes, something thing trolling.
Davyy 0
Wow I've never "thing trolled!" Can you teach me how?
je_tdwp 4
Wait.. Maybe I'm just an idiot but don't they blank out the criminals faces on Cops? So unless he's that stupid, he really shouldn't be saying that
iownyou777 0
They don't blur faces of criminal, sometimes they blur faces of people they were with who aren't in trouble.
BigHoshJosh 0
I thought it was implied since, you know, its a FML
smallory42 0
hmm...I wonder?
hmmdevonn_fml 0
agreed with #4
sonofkarma 5
Well He's not famous... but He's infamous!
FacePalm69 0
This made me lol. Ahh the people on cops.
theten_fml 9
he's probably the one who tries to sneak up, super slow, on the cop to hit him on the head with a glass bottle. Or the one who is dancing when he's doing the sobriety test.