Today, I found out some very disturbing information about one of my brothers, who I have not seen in 8 years. The information is so crazy that I've thought about going to the FBI. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, I found out the real reason why my brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party. He's been in jail for the past 3 months. When was anyone going to tell me? FML
Today, I found out my 35 year-old brother got divorced 18 months ago when my now ex-sister-in-law told me via Facebook messenger, and asked me to tell my parents, as both of them were too scared to do it themselves. FML
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML
Today, I got a call from my brother-in-law's doctor. Apparently he's made threats and fantasizes about killing me. "Notifying you is the protocol for things like this" he said, and ended the conversation with, "have a nice day." FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML
Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML
Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML
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DLBL 23
You don't say what this info is, but if people can be harmed, go to the FBI BEFORE something bad happens! You can do it anonymously. They will decide if brother is a legit threat or not. Heck, Ted Kaczynsk's brother turned him in, and it's good he did.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
You need to decide: Do you want to live with knowing what he is doing or with knowing you went to the FBI about it.
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
You need to decide: Do you want to live with knowing what he is doing or with knowing you went to the FBI about it.
DLBL 23
You don't say what this info is, but if people can be harmed, go to the FBI BEFORE something bad happens! You can do it anonymously. They will decide if brother is a legit threat or not. Heck, Ted Kaczynsk's brother turned him in, and it's good he did.
BurnInDemonFire 39
If it's illegal stop hesitating and do it. Especially if people are at risk.