Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML
Today, my sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed for burglary. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
We need more information
Today, I found out some very disturbing information about one of my brothers, who I have not seen in 8 years. The information is so crazy that I've thought about going to the FBI. FML
Today, I found out the real reason why my brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party. He's been in jail for the past 3 months. When was anyone going to tell me? FML
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
Oh, hai Mark
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn't my brother. FML
Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML
Bad boys, bad boys
Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML
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aliceisbored 11
did you record it?
heyimjennyFML 5
you should be proud of him! I love that show :D
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theunwiseone 4
bad boys bad boys,what ya gonna do when they come for you?
skyttlz 32
that's what I was gonna comment lol
theunwiseone 4
muhahaha sorry u can still write it I dont mind lol
Kelita 0
Me 2 lol I have the damn song stuck in ma head now!
iwenttherebuddy 0
lol me and my guy friends sing that everywhere !!!
xxxemoxmusicxxx 0
I love that show! :)
TylersMB 0
well.. he was on tv? thats someting good right? well.. no it isnt nevermind.
skylerhansen16 0
****
manbizzle 1
Your comment is uncalled for. I'm guessing you were at least interested enough by him to read his profile.
MikalaHart 4
98- Does him being gay change anything about commenting on FML? No. There was no reason for you to say that to him. Hes way younger than you, so how do you feel? Do you feel accomplished for offending a child? Do you now finally feel good about yourself? Go away you homophobic asshole who has nothing better to do than to pick on minors. I hope you feel like shit because of what you did.
jmm23 0
there is no reason to judge him on his sexuality that's his own business
OhLohd111 11
Hm? why yes, he is a **** sapien :3
im_awsome 2
at least yu know where to visit him now.
DrJesse 10
thats a good positive outlook on the situation.
dudeitsdanny 10
Did you record it for the rest of the trailer park? You shouldn't be selfish, OP. I'm sure they'll all be glad to see one of their own on there. I hope he put up a fight: Make everyone proud! Note: All people on Cops are trashy, trailer park stereotypes. Not all people in trailer parks are. Clarifying for the easily offendes.
iownyou777 0
why insult someone and then instantly un-insult them
lidemocr 0
you're ignorant. quit wasting everyones time with your senseless ranting.
mikeycolloca 0
first of all, that's WAY too much to read and the stuff I read was BULLSHIT
dudeitsdanny 10
Because it's a joke, and people get offended easily. Or there's 17+ FML users who have been on Cops And I'm not ignorant, but thanks for playing.
mikeycolloca 0
actually u r ignorant
jmm23 0
I love I love Lucy!
dudeitsdanny 10
Ignorance is best defined as the lack of interest in obtaining knowledge: The single thing I don't lack. But thanks for playing. Also, spell out words when bashing someone.
mrahhhhh 21
I'm guessing your brother is from Kentucky based on your location. Based on the fact that he was on Cops, I'm guessing he's overweight, inebriated, a redneck, dressed in either a wifebeater or a "patriotic" t-shirt, has too much hair on some part of his head, talks like the cast of "Deliverance", has low intelligence, and was making up a lie that a 9th grader can see through.
btnhdude 0
I'm guessing you still think of the world as you did in middle school, due to such little knowledge of the world behind the trends and report cards.
MrBigMeat_fml 0
coming from a minority
Truth_Nazi 0
38, perhaps when you get your head out of your ass you'll realise the stereotypes are true more often than not.
MikalaHart 4
And what makes you think that 9th graders are stupid? I'm sorry to say, that me as a 9th grader going to the college prep school I go to, I have just as much intelligence.
Truth_Nazi 0
Your statement of being a 9th grader in a prep-school, is rather stupid. I know a kid who is attending a prep-school and he isn't the brightest bulb in the box. Considering I have a tested I.Q of 137 (completely honest) and a 4.6 GPA (taking three honors courses), I should know a few things about the intelligence of people.
MikalaHart 4
I didn't say all that go to a prep school. I said that i myself am just as intellegent as some
dudeitsdanny 10
119/136- Based on your poor punctuation and sentence structuring, I'd say you're about average in intelligence. Maybe just a bit above average. Prep schools care more about money than IQ nowadays. However, I believe 134, despite the comma splice.
Truth_Nazi 0
Thank you Danny. Good to know there are intelligent people on this app.
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
lmfao #14
Bams430 0
Was he the midget that tried to break the handcuffs, that episode was the best
deprived13 3
i love that episode n he tried climbing the street light n then did back hand springs haha
Sukismama 2
@14, lmfao
Sukismama 2
*whole