Today, I was in the shops and the lights all of a sudden went out. I got really scared for no reason because it was pitch black and grabbed onto my mum's hand. When the light's got turned on I was holding on to a random guy's hand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom when the lights suddenly turned off. Panicking, I waved my arms around, trying to trigger the motion sensor, but nothing happened. I had to finish in the dark, and as I was leaving, the janitor noticed me, turned the lights back on, and said, “Yeah, I turned those off earlier to save power. Hope you were OK in there.” FML
Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time. He tried to hold my hands, only to be stopped by my mum, jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no you don't!" before slapping him. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Today, I was at my grandparents' house, when the power went out. Even though we were supplied with candles and flashlights, we still had to stumble around in the darkness. They'd left both the candles and flashlights in the pitch black, unnavigable basement. FML
Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML
Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML
Today, after spending the evening with friends, I went home and realized that the living room light was on. Thinking someone was robbing me, I hid behind a bush. I got impatient and crept up to the door. Then I remembered that I'd left the light on before I left. FML
Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML
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bitcherinn 0
blind date?
brieanna101 0
was he cute? if so, not a fml but if not FYL
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Comments (130)
bitcherinn 0
blind date?
ReyEr9412 0
Where's the FML? The OP will probably never see the guy again.
megiscool123 0
that's not a big deal unless his hand was all gross or something...but seriously it's only an fml if it's sum dude from ur school or something
sugarbabyxoxo 2
lol @1
ashlynn610 12
Way to go slick!!! (:
Melkezidech 0
Pedo Bear-Because it wasn't a faulty circuit that turned those lights off
CanadianHuney 0
-wolf whistle-
imbatman_fml 0
it's cool, I had that happen, only the lights didn't go out and I wasn't reaching for my mum...........
cater2U 0
yea like 18 this isn't an fml. it's not like he said ew don't touch me or its always the ugly ones that get scared.
BABiiRAWr 0
what head? top or bottom head?
BABiiRAWr 0
ehh my bad I read head lol
Felendris 0
smoooooth. I must congratulate you on that one.
htownlove 0
how can u confuse a woman's hand with a man??
Youser 0
op, how old ru 10?
StoryOfTheYear 15
41- psh, who doesn't like women with hairy arms? your mom is very stylish
sc95060sc 0
ya ur mom must be very manly
CharliePoops 0
hahaha @ 1
BUHLAWFOOLxD 0
Lol that's not so embarrassing. When I was 8, I was at a public pool, that would every so often turn into a whirpool. I hated the waves so I'd try to get out fast but one time I was too far out when the waves started so I started freaking out went under the water and accidently grabbed some random guys swim trunks pulling them down and showing his ass. Lmao was hilarious, I got out of the pool safe though. -.-
slowitdownletsma 0
for no reason because it was pitch black? make up your mind. either it was for no reason or it was because it was pitch black....
kpark115 6
Sounds like a win to me not a fail op and i like your methods #62 ...wait not really
soapopera92 4
You're so funny #1. :D
yoourface 0
lol @ #1
bubbarific 0
in Soviet Russia, light turns you off!
StoryOfTheYear 15
^^^ in your house, lights turns YOU on :}
foreveracowgirl 0
lol her mommy must be one hairy bitch
Brittneyyyy 7
Man hands? Or the guy had girly hands.
RedPillSucks 33
Damn 88. That joke is turning me off.
tehamericanboy94 0
True love is blind..so is justice..so are old guys..weird.
sugercheeksnic 0
u were In a blacked out shop and didn't steal? lol I jkjkjk
Hunts160 5
WTF
tatababe 1
if he was hot I dont see the problem
brieanna101 0
was he cute? if so, not a fml but if not FYL
thelovelyrye 0
What are the shops? Is it like a mall? I seriosly don't know.
bitcherinn 0
probably. maybe just stores.
nolasaints 0
in America it's called a mall
ROFLUMAD 0
Nice, u 12?
MISStaken43 0
yeah, seriously?
jamesSIII 0
By the sounds of it, yeah; "For no reason, because it was pitch black" - that sounds like a reason to me - wimpish, yes, but a reason nonetheless.
R3kli3 10
wow that's awesome
iampikachu 0
HAVE SEX WITH HIM! YAYAYAYAY!
Erkxx3S 0
yummy haha
Katee0_o 6
yes, that's obviously the most logical thing to do in this situation. lol
MermaidSongXOXO 6
That doesn't sound like an FML. That sounds like a **** plot waiting to happen :]
Ajjas013 6
Yeah I mistake other people for my mom even though they don't look anything like her. Granted none of them were guys but hey, it happens. Tara's the director. ACTION!
sleekRelease 0
FML: The place for budding pornography directors.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Totally. But if anyone gets cum on the camera lenses, they're FIRED.
sleekRelease 0
Your weird level is at 3.
joker141 0
let's have an orgy
RedPillSucks 33
Well Damn, Mermaid. How close is the camera if it's getting cum on it? I don't know if the camera should be one of the sex props...
pingpongpickle 8
awkward ... fyl an ydi for being scared
UVMRUGBY 0
Man's hand vs womans hand. You should know immediately. hair, size, softness... YDI
aardvarkish 17
12, maybe the mum's hand changes in the dark, and op knows this, if you get my drift...
Person1233 13
They ARE in Thailand.
BearNick 0
This could be the start of something beautiful! ...haha Naw I'm playing. fyl.