Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, my students turned in their male figure artwork. One absolute idiot had the smart idea of drawing me and the TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at the explicitness, anger at the disrespect, and yet awe at how well-drawn it was. FML
Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
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Top comments
faithxoxox 1
I wonder how old the OP is that this is only the first time s/he has seen a naked man. Nonetheless, FYL.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
It is impossible to have internet access and avoid seeing a naked man. Impossible.
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Comments (80)
the_emm 0
All the 'ew that's gross' people are right, how dare people get older than 29 nowadays... Back to the good old times when everyone died young and pretty, eh?
pickles2b2 4
I guess you're suffering for your art, or whatever the line is.
Rick_E_Fresh 0
Hey.... fat guys need love too
Pandacupcakelove 26
Haven't seen one yet, but they sound nastyyy :|
ilovepi 0
Now all ur boyfreinds will look good if u just look back at the model
droptableusers 7
I don't get the obsession of art teachers with fat people...
Epickitty58 29
Well . . . that's, uh . . . interesting . . . .
GeorgiaBea 28
And you thought what exactly? That every guy looks like a model?
griddy24 18
Right, because art is for people who only want to draw conventionally attractive people or things.
randybryant799 21
If you're taking art then you need to be able to deal with the human body.