Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML
Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I was putting the finishing touches on my portrait of a young boy in art class. I asked my teacher if she could help correct the bad parts of my portrait. She said, "Well that would take all day and I just don't have the time." She was serious. I thought this was my best work yet. FML
Today, a friend asked me to come with her to the art building at school so I could pose in the stance of a figure she was drawing for her exam. I obliged and sat for the pose. When the art teacher walked by, she looked at me, then at the sketch, pointed to the legs, and said, "Make them fatter". FML
Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML
Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
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Up24Hrs 0
Scary... It wasn't Rosie O'Donnell was it? Considering she can't do much else anymore...
shattap 0
i'm sick of these "this was the only time i [something] for [period of time]" fmls. seriously, get over it.
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Up24Hrs 0
Scary... It wasn't Rosie O'Donnell was it? Considering she can't do much else anymore...
code2264 0
ewwwww tmi it's Now stuck in my mind. I'm going to throw up. Rosie odonnel naked would be a very scary movie
tifdunc 14
You could watch ****. Boom problem solved
midnightsun0209 0
i agree with #1
nodayliketoday 0
Maybe that's because you're not such an oil painting yourself ;)
shattap 0
i'm sick of these "this was the only time i [something] for [period of time]" fmls. seriously, get over it.
Poepiepiesie 3
Yup if you are so desperate there is always a willing man.
GemmARR 0
Oh lord :S
ArtsySwag 0
I found this "FML" to be so mean =/ (in quotes b/c I don't really think this is a FML).
justdance45 0
Wow you've never watched a movie with a naked person in it or something? you've led an over-sheltered life style.
KK3137 31
I'm pretty sure OP meant the only person he's seen naked in real life, as opposed to on a screen.
tjh116 0
haha #1 exactly right. and YDI for being such a pathetic loser virgin.
Rowdey 10
I bet you're a virgin yourself...
Stormcloak 20
And even so, what's so entirely terrible about being a virgin?
Zigster94 0
cant be true, seeing your mom counts as well.
I2OI3 0
That is sad considering the naked body is a beautiful thing - check out your local strip club, or maybe get yourself some good ol fashioned triple x stuff, but none of that gay manga stuff you can get at the library (see other FML from today)