Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, my students turned in their male figure artwork. One absolute idiot had the smart idea of drawing me and the TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at the explicitness, anger at the disrespect, and yet awe at how well-drawn it was. FML
Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
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faithxoxox 1
I wonder how old the OP is that this is only the first time s/he has seen a naked man. Nonetheless, FYL.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
It is impossible to have internet access and avoid seeing a naked man. Impossible.
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Comments (80)
The_Hitdude 12
I'm sorry, but if you're old enough to have a nude model in class and you still don't know what a penis and testicles look like, then I hope you enjoyed every second of it, because it sounds like your not getting laid any time soon.
Furrywhiplash 14
My brother had to draw a nude model in his art class as well. Except he got partnered with an extremely gay guy who wouldn't stop making suggestive comments towards him
cjrand 7
They allow nude models during fingerpainting now?
schizo_teddybear 8
Genitalia, male and female, looks gross and weird. -shudders- you did better than me. I'd have stood up and left the class.
OneNightAtLeClub 0
Hey! But look on the bright sidr. If you were able to draw that... Very detailed.... Body then you must be an amazing artist!
DrainedOfSanity 4
God. It's called the INTERNET. GET IT. GOT IT? USE IT! Google Image is your friend. LoL
Princesshamster 9
Ewww
Dodge4x4Ram 46
Google is a huge help, No bing for me
artisticninja713 13
Sucks OP, but if this is a career choice you might want to get used to it. You'll have a lot more practice and a lot more models ahead of you, and not all of them are magazine perfect.
buddyguyfriend 1
U should taste it
freddykrueger56 2
Thats a scary thought...
puddin128 1
I am terribly sorry.