Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML
Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML
Today, a guy that I've been friends with for almost 20 years, and for whom I have never shown even the slightest bit of romantic interest in, confessed his love for me. In front of everyone we know, at mine and my fiancé's engagement party. FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on at work finally asked me out to lunch. I was nervous we wouldn't have anything to talk about. He spent the entire hour talking about how amazing his new girlfriend is. FML
Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
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Top comments
will90 5
I said YDI. As a guy, that would creep me out to hear.
DakotaAkira 13
*Throws dictionary at face*
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Comments (33)
FeelMuchBetter 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe he will ask you out!
daviekatz 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Though somewhat embarrassing, its definitely not a FML.
will90 5
I said YDI. As a guy, that would creep me out to hear.
moosey1234 0
lol i do tht all the time about meh and my crush but i do it outside of skool. . . lol
DakotaAkira 13
*Throws dictionary at face*
lolfood 24
You need to go back to "skool"
24788 7
Lol, at least he knows how you feel. Maybe he wasn't creeped out.
C0okieMonster 0
YDI for expressing your feelings to a bunch of people in a public place and making re-marks and jokes about it, even if they were harmless. But FYL for having such bad luck and having the boy you like at the table next to you. By the way, did they serve cookies that day??? Cookie!
cineturtle 0
oh wow. that guy prolly thinks you're a stalker or one of those obsessive types. and #9, congratulations on being *popular*
htastick 0
#9 big head much? Geez
UFCFIGHTER 0
#9 get a life...plz
nnnnicolette 0
Agree with what #10 said, "congratulations on being *popular" : D