Today, my students turned in their male figure artwork. One absolute idiot had the smart idea of drawing me and the TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at the explicitness, anger at the disrespect, and yet awe at how well-drawn it was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, my art teacher fawned over my friend's photographs of random children and people making out, while she called my picture of an old man looking thoughtful on a pier "creepy" and "voyeuristic." FML
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
Today, after finishing a test, I decided to draw to pass the time. My teacher looked at the drawing and gave me a referral to the principal for drawing an "anti-Semitic picture." I'd drawn Superman. FML
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
Today, I was in art class in which we were drawing mythical creatures. I spent the entire hour and a half drawing a Minotaur, which turned out extremely well. It turned out so well that the teacher thought I had traced it, and told me to start over right before the bell rang. FML
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Today, a friend asked me to come with her to the art building at school so I could pose in the stance of a figure she was drawing for her exam. I obliged and sat for the pose. When the art teacher walked by, she looked at me, then at the sketch, pointed to the legs, and said, "Make them fatter". FML
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A1BROS 4
As my father once told me: "Son, I appreciate all artwork, though I don't always agree with it."
madellen 16
Guess you could say it was a hard decision;)
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Comments (134)
KingMomo360 13
What's a TA?
Maiko_rayquaza 8
Teaching assistant
ksks1234 33
Third age
spignona84 11
Hey man art is art
dante_53 13
Tyrannosaurus Attack
sarahmaxine 19
teacher aide
cdawg69 10
google.com/ta
Metalkitty 15
Tight ass
micassures_fml 19
Thanks for asking, everybody doesn't live in English-speaking areas!
madellen 16
Guess you could say it was a hard decision;)
NatsuD_fml 13
One might even say he was hardly mad at the prick for an artist.
Maxcrss 7
Another could possibly even say it was hard to throw away.
ilikeirony 10
others would say you guys ruined it.
Agtthepw 21
Surely inappropriate as you're the teacher, but take it as a compliment: you were his main source of inspiration!
A1BROS 4
As my father once told me: "Son, I appreciate all artwork, though I don't always agree with it."
cakefete2 31
Your father is a wise man.
91hayek 31
What it the art piece involved your father's death? Would he still appreciate it?
grapefruit_hd 7
#40 ur on here a lot
WinterBlue42 22
Your father seems brilliant. Also, I feel like this is a YDI simply due to how the OP described the person who did it. Sooo. . YDI.
rybaby23 8
So did you like it...or nah?
Metagame 12
I think it is implied otherwise.
grace31297 14
#8 is the student
fuckyourlifeOP 25
I'm sorry, but that "or nah" phrase just really pisses me off. lol
kewpiesuicide 29
Were you butt naked nasty, or nah?
cumberbunny 17
I love your profile pic, #8.
kelsorg 21
can't really understand how one use of "or Nah" is thumbed up and the other thumbed down? make up your mind people :p
DemosthenesMB 13
Well, TECHNICALLY he followed the assignment... bonus points for creativity? ;)
Miss_Whipped 43
That might only further the notion that OP is having a gay relationship with his TA.
cryssycakesx3 23
no one has such a notion, it was a mere artwork concept.
ocramavaf 15
bonus points for boldness and creating controversy like all art shod
rybaby23 8
Man that sounds like a sticky situation!
stupidface15 16
i agree tbh
Metagame 12
Is that supposed to be a pun? This FML does not involve gum, glue, or stickers, FYI.
sterling1113 15
Semen. Semen is sticky. It was just a bad joke.
pjsr 33
If only there was a button to express that, #18!
stupidface15 16
homophobe
hdecorah 7
Wedding crashers: "No, you can't have it back Todd. It was a gift."
WeskersSexslave 15
omg they drew Yaoi! my favorite art subject ever!!! I remember drawing Wesker from resident evil and my boyfriend making out >XD
ninjuh_wingman 29
Ummm....ok?
doodlecloud 27
I think it's only really yaoi if it's drawn in a manga style...which I don't THINK this was...but thanks for letting us know you like yaoi..?
rocker_chick23 27
You want a medal #14? No one cares.
cryssycakesx3 23
what a cool story though.
THswagPLAYA 1
ha boyfriend