Today, I saw a girl walking to class by herself. I thought she was weird for not having any friends to walk with. Thats when I realized I was eating lunch by myself. In my car. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
Today, after getting off the phone with a girl I'm interested in, I parked on campus and ate my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML
Today, I walked around town by myself for four hours because I was too ashamed to tell my parents that I have no friends willing to spend time with me. FML
Today, I finally had lunch alone with the girl I like. It wasn't bad, but we had a few awkward silences. Still, I got home feeling proud that I’d actually managed to get some one-on-one time with her. But a little while later, my sister pointed out that I’d had a piece of lettuce stuck in my teeth the entire time. FML
Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML
Today, feeling bored and lonely, I drove into town to wander around the shops and go to Subway for lunch. While there, I picked up two trays and put one on the opposite side of the table, along with some of my rubbish, to make it look like I was with someone. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
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perstephane 4
Wow, walking to class by herself. How horrible. I mean, it couldn't at all be that her friends have a different class and that she meets up with them after. And it couldn't be that the people she's friends with in her class are coming from the opposite direction so it wouldn't be practical. Obviously she just has no friends at all. I mean, it's the only conclusion.
jonnymohio 2
I think you're weird for thinking people need to walk to class in groups.
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Comments (118)
failuristic 3
Just because she's walking to class by herself doesn't mean she doesn't have friends, you poor little douchebag :C
bugmenotmofo 34
Please don't be a wannabe troll. You come off seeming stupid, idiotic, and a 12 year old who just learned a few swear words. Who knows, maybe you are a 12 year old. At least, you have the intelligence of one. Anyway, real trolls are more hurtful. You probably read an article about 4chan on the internet and thought it would be cool to try out trolling. What's 4chan, you're probably thinking? Isn't that the place where all the internet trolls hang out? Maybe I should check it out. . . Get a life, instead of calling people "grease balls" on the internet. You fail at trolling!
YarYarYar 0
To all the "Just 'cause she's walking alone doesn't mean she has no friends!" comments: The OP said he thought it was weird she didn't have any friends to WALK WITH. That doesn't necessarily imply he believed her to have no friends at all. Perhaps he was judging her to be someone who has a lot of friends therefore it was peculiar that nobody was accompanying her.
fatherpunk 1
Read the FML again. He said SHE thought he was weird. And you don't have to be with someone every minute of your life.
YarYarYar 0
Err. Yeah, he did think she was weird. My fault. However, it still didn't imply that she had no friends whatsoever.
abudali911 3
YDI for asuming she just has no friends mabey there out of town or there sick... Asshole
CyclonePsycho 1
You saw a girl walking alone and automatically assumed she didn't have any frineds? What, do people need to walk with someone at times? Er, OP, lern-2-b-indpndnt.
YarYarYar 0
Agh. Okay, I guess I'm the idiot. It does imply she has no friends. I guess the post was just too poorly worded for me to decipher.
Feverrotes 15
It's idiots like OP that some people have to make every moment of their life a popularity contest.
Erniesduck123 0
I walk by myself to most of my classes, and most people I see on campus appear to be walking by themselves to classes. I go to a very large university, I wonder where in the world this person goes to school that friends all take the same classes and must walk with each other. I like the peace and to be able to listen to my iPod.
jelsew 0
Some people don't need to be constantly surrounded by people when walking to class. It's called being independent. And not being needy.
enough4 0
2 things: 1) If this was submitted in seriousness, OP has unbelivably severe social dysfunctions, as well as the IQ of a hermit crab. Forced sterilization is highly recommended. 2) This is the worst FML of all time (which is saying a lot) and it should have never made it through moderation. OP's a retarded loser, but what's everyone else's excuse?
TallMist 32
OK, so yeah, the OP isn't exactly a good person for being so judgmental, but you're using "retarded" to try and insult them.
chefky14 0
this is the WORST fml ive ever read here wtf??