Today, I saw a girl walking to class by herself. I thought she was weird for not having any friends to walk with. Thats when I realized I was eating lunch by myself. In my car. FML
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Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
Today, after getting off the phone with a girl I'm interested in, I parked on campus and ate my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML
Today, I walked around town by myself for four hours because I was too ashamed to tell my parents that I have no friends willing to spend time with me. FML
Today, I finally had lunch alone with the girl I like. It wasn't bad, but we had a few awkward silences. Still, I got home feeling proud that I’d actually managed to get some one-on-one time with her. But a little while later, my sister pointed out that I’d had a piece of lettuce stuck in my teeth the entire time. FML
Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML
Today, feeling bored and lonely, I drove into town to wander around the shops and go to Subway for lunch. While there, I picked up two trays and put one on the opposite side of the table, along with some of my rubbish, to make it look like I was with someone. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
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Top comments
perstephane 4
Wow, walking to class by herself. How horrible. I mean, it couldn't at all be that her friends have a different class and that she meets up with them after. And it couldn't be that the people she's friends with in her class are coming from the opposite direction so it wouldn't be practical. Obviously she just has no friends at all. I mean, it's the only conclusion.
jonnymohio 2
I think you're weird for thinking people need to walk to class in groups.
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Comments (118)
elliekinslurvsya 0
wow, OP. that's pathetic. First of all, just because she's walking alone doesn't mean she has no friends. I have plenty of friends and I have to walk alone to some of my classes because I don't have any of my friends in some of those classes or we're coming to the same class from different sides of the campus. Second, not having friends doesn't make someone weird. Most people in today's society aren't worth being friends with anyhow.
teiso_fml 0
Did it occur to you that her friends might be going to DIFFERENT classes?
___okthen 0
what a jerk. just because she is walking to class alone doesnt mean she does not have friends. get over yourself.
Kickass89 0
Yeah that's pretty f***ed up thinking she's wierd for walking alone. She could be siting in her car eating lunch alone. Ima give you a nickname.... NERD ALERT *boom* that's right just went there
GriefBacon 0
It's not uncommon for a member of the human race to spend some time alone, no matter what they're doing, be it walking to class or enjoying lunch in their car. It does not make you lame or weird when you are alone. A lot of us (myself included) prefer it that way.
babazad3h 0
the op is such a ******* asshole. just because someone walks to class alone doesnt make them wierd. and im pretty sure you walk to class alone too so shut up
Kickass89 0
Mr.g bacon man.... Go live in a cave hahahhaha but not my cave because I live there not you
DiTHL 0
wtf i walk alone to almost every class are you calling me weird? douche.
Djoooiz 0
You are pathetic, pfff! You must me real unpleasant if you eat lunch in your car.
arabowner20 0
FYI, the 'female bathroom group tactic' does not apply to school situations. Next time, eat in the cafeteria, where you can sit at a table with plenty of girls who will educate you on this topic. Bam! Problem solved. For now, YDI.