Today, I saw a girl walking to class by herself. I thought she was weird for not having any friends to walk with. Thats when I realized I was eating lunch by myself. In my car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
Today, after getting off the phone with a girl I'm interested in, I parked on campus and ate my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML
Today, I walked around town by myself for four hours because I was too ashamed to tell my parents that I have no friends willing to spend time with me. FML
Today, I finally had lunch alone with the girl I like. It wasn't bad, but we had a few awkward silences. Still, I got home feeling proud that I’d actually managed to get some one-on-one time with her. But a little while later, my sister pointed out that I’d had a piece of lettuce stuck in my teeth the entire time. FML
Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML
Today, feeling bored and lonely, I drove into town to wander around the shops and go to Subway for lunch. While there, I picked up two trays and put one on the opposite side of the table, along with some of my rubbish, to make it look like I was with someone. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
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Top comments
perstephane 4
Wow, walking to class by herself. How horrible. I mean, it couldn't at all be that her friends have a different class and that she meets up with them after. And it couldn't be that the people she's friends with in her class are coming from the opposite direction so it wouldn't be practical. Obviously she just has no friends at all. I mean, it's the only conclusion.
jonnymohio 2
I think you're weird for thinking people need to walk to class in groups.
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Comments (118)
doglover100 29
That doesn't mean she doesn't have friends.
xxARIxx 5
Just because she was walking alone doesn't mean she has no friends. Ydi for assuming and being an asshole
TheDvsOne 20
Your just a piece of shit just cause she's walking alone it doesn't mean she doesn't have any
Violord 13
People who live in glass houses should not throw stones
whatthefhumanity 7
Wow, didn't realise it was obligatory for girls to be surrounded by a group of friends at all times just to avoid judgement by walking wankstains like you. If she wants to walk alone, she can damn well walk alone.
thatfangirl 8
You sound like a jerk. No wonder YOU don't have friends!
NamelessFace 22
You're an ass, you know that? Even if this girl actually had ZERO friends (which you have no reason to believe given only one instance of her walking alone somewhere), how does that make her weird?? I'd feel BAD for someone like that! Do you think people without friends choose to be without friends 100% of the time? Talk about narrow-minded...
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Yeah, because people that walk to class by themselves automatically have no friends.
sharond23 10
are you kidding me? walking to class by herself is weird? that's just stupid