Today, I saw a fight so I went over to try and break it up. Someone thought I wanted to join in, so he gave me an unexpected whap in the happy sacks, and I also got a bloody nose for my troubles. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I saw two kids having a fistfight in the street. I ran over to stop them, and one ended up hitting me in the eye. I now have a black eye over what turned out to have been a fight over who was going to get the last slice of pizza. FML
Today, I noticed a rather small man being harassed by a rather large man, so I tried to help out and break it up. The small guy punched me in the face and said, "Mind your business!" The large guy laughed and fist-bumped him. FML
Today, what started as a family gathering turned into an all-out brawl. I saw my son’s wife punch him, so I hit her. Her mom and sister jumped me. My husband was pulling them off when the other husband thought he was attacking them and jumped in, so my son jumped in as well. We won, at least. FML
Today, I got into a nasty fight, and ended up leaving with a black eye. The fight was with a champagne bottle cork. I was opening the bottle to celebrate the New Year, at home, alone. FML
Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML
Today, my face got intimate with several plywood boards, and I suffered lacerations and bruising. I told my friends I got the wounds from taking a few guys down in a bar fight. Now they're dragging me out into a rough part of town to give them "muscle" while they try to score some crack. FML
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cbadbeachbabe 0
silly goose
gambol 10
breakin' up fights: yer doin' it wrong.
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MiniatureMayhem 0
Second person on here to use the term "happy sacks". What I dont't get is why you said, "Right!" or why you bothered including it in the FML.
lebeau517 0
when you say "right!" it sounds like your talking to yourself
ditzykayla 0
Never ever ever try to break up a fight. It's a pointless task, that as you found out, will just get you hurt as well...the people fighting aren't going to take the time to see who is jumping in...better luck next time. =]
allie2590 31
Mind your own business next time? I'm sure your "happy sacks" will remind you next time you think about trying this stunt again.
earcleanernuns 0
ydi for saying happy sacks again. :)
myhairynutsack 0
Not only YDI for saying "happy sacks" but makes me want to hurt you also if I ever read that again
fMYYYlife 0
all ya'll that are sayin YDI fuuuuuuuuuckk you. He aint a pussy he's a good guy. you all are *******. get over the fact he said happy sacks. alot more classy than saying BALLLLLLS. everyone is a fag. PEEEEEEACE :)
dan81892 2
YDI for saying "happy sacks"
myhairynutsack 0
you make a good point #105, but I can't get over the "happy sacks" part. oh, you're a fag too, fag.
fMYYYlife 0
lol you clever little bug!! ;)
iFruit 0
I don't think they're happy anymore...