Today, I was talking to this guy I like. He's very private and hides all his photos and wall posts on Facebook. Or so I thought, turns out he has me on a restricted friends list, titled "Creepers." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to wish one of my friends a happy birthday on his Facebook wall, only to see that I was blocked. Turns out, he blocked me because he'd developed a crush on me for some time and couldn’t stand seeing the posts between me and my new boyfriend. So basically I can only be his friend if I’m single. FML
Today, a guy I blocked online for sending me creepy messages showed up at my house. I have no idea how he found my address, or even my real name. FML
Today, I'd thought I was somewhat friends with a girl, the only person I actually talked to outside of school, but after overhearing a discussion I think she may actually have restricted me on Instagram, because I've "always pissed me off anyway." FML
Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML
Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriend's Facebook photos, when I saw a recent comment by one of his friends asking how his night out with "Danielle" went. He replied: "Dude, keep that shit on the down-low." We've been dating for over a year. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML
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jchansfan 0
You found this out howwww? lol :P
tttron 0
How do you know? Creeper!
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jchansfan 0
You found this out howwww? lol :P
powersmoke 0
Get the hint...stop stalking him on facebook.
Coccinelle_fml 15
That's what I want to know as well!
u_killed_kenny_ 0
1 is a win, and I agree with 1 too, how did you find this out if it's hiden?
u_killed_kenny_ 0
and how did you make your way onto the creeper friend list
PhillyEagles 0
Maybe watching him sleep isn't such a good idea....
queeennnale 18
By creeping of course!
TutorialBoy101 0
Second :P
tttron 0
How do you know? Creeper!
quelbaby 0
I wanna know how u found this out hahaha
chipp 0
something
Starfire22 5
Same here...
hl2701 10
probably hacked into his account. or someone else told her
mylifestoryy 6
haha xD I wanna know to I want to know if I am on anybodies lists called creeper xD
Jimboom 12
Your probably on that list for a good reason. My suggestion OP would be to log off and back away from facebook for a while.
Benpie 22
*you're
nikkers 0
loool maybe the fact you sussed out how to find this out is exactly why you are on this list...
AntiChrist7 0
Facebook = YDI
Subtext 10
Jesus, this is one stupid statement. Yes, I am aware of the irony to put Jesus under a comment made by someone who calls himself "AntiChrist7" which is by the ways misspelled and stupid at the same time. I am also aware of the fact that I gave away the subtext (oh, again...sweet irony) by pointing out the irony...but considering the average intelligence of these people it might just be necessary. So, Mr. Misantrophicandcynical...did you just try to be condescending in a vaguely cool way? Because as far as I know that's what people like you try...since you don't have the balls to speak to this hot girl in school or college and if you are condescending and misantrophic and cynical she might just get interested in you... She won't. Stop wearing black and speak up for once in a while. Get laid or at least ********** more often....it helps.
waterynuggets 0
Settle down, Beavis.
Jimboom 12
Lol. I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIA!!! I need tp for my bunghoollle.. Buuunnghooooliiooo
Subtext 10
That is not even remotely funny...
Subtext 10
Actually I didn't. I don't really like Facebook...it's just...people like this annoy me on a very personal level.
jadetothes 0
erm...why? you might have a few anger issues to resolve if an innocent comment on FML pisses you off on that level :/
Subtext 10
#33: Yep. Sometimes I have too much free time on my hands. That's when I have free time. Free time and me are not a good combination. Then insulting people may or may not be fun. In fact, it rather may, since I haven't been drunk when I wrote that. And noope, I don't know shit about antichrist. Neither do you about me :) #34: You're just doing the same thing. Stop being judgemental. Am I really uncomprehendable? I didn't think my english was THAT bad. (okay, I actually thought that at least someone would pick up that my very first comment has been slightly exaggerated (nope, I won't bail on it, I still don't exactly like misantrophic and cynical people* because it is pointless and they make the real depressed and sick people look like pansys. And yet more reasons, but I digress...where were I? Ah, yes...) Ol0l0l, ur sto0opid. *not exactly enough to justify a real emotional outburst. Or at least a long post like this. Seeing people react to trolling? Funnier than I thought. Although still rather annoying for others, I must give you that. Well, just let's make this experience worthwhile, alright?
crazytoaster 2
Subtext, i have a Facebook. I would ask you to add me, but your an idiot and i know too many idiots in real life let alone on the internet.
Aha09 1
Hypocrisy ftl. You're*
AntiChrist7 0
No, Subtext, I don't wear long black clothes. i don't wear any make-up. I don't cut myself either. Or listen to Tokio Hotel. Does "book", "cover", "judge" ring any bell? @jadetothes & latkematzoball: thanks for pointing out his problems, saved me the effort of doing it.
hyunk_fml 0
poop!
perdix 31
But he still talks to you? If he really thought you were a "creeper" in the sense that the rest of us understand that word to mean, he'd avoid you like the plague. I know girls often feel physically threatened by male creepers, but I've had a few female creepers in my day, and I was actually flattered by the attention. I even kind of regretted that I couldn't make myself be attracted to them.