Today, I saw a fight so I went over to try and break it up. Someone thought I wanted to join in, so he gave me an unexpected whap in the happy sacks, and I also got a bloody nose for my troubles. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I saw two kids having a fistfight in the street. I ran over to stop them, and one ended up hitting me in the eye. I now have a black eye over what turned out to have been a fight over who was going to get the last slice of pizza. FML
Today, I noticed a rather small man being harassed by a rather large man, so I tried to help out and break it up. The small guy punched me in the face and said, "Mind your business!" The large guy laughed and fist-bumped him. FML
Today, what started as a family gathering turned into an all-out brawl. I saw my son’s wife punch him, so I hit her. Her mom and sister jumped me. My husband was pulling them off when the other husband thought he was attacking them and jumped in, so my son jumped in as well. We won, at least. FML
Today, I got into a nasty fight, and ended up leaving with a black eye. The fight was with a champagne bottle cork. I was opening the bottle to celebrate the New Year, at home, alone. FML
Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML
Today, my face got intimate with several plywood boards, and I suffered lacerations and bruising. I told my friends I got the wounds from taking a few guys down in a bar fight. Now they're dragging me out into a rough part of town to give them "muscle" while they try to score some crack. FML
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Top comments
cbadbeachbabe 0
silly goose
gambol 10
breakin' up fights: yer doin' it wrong.
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gorguz14evar 0
Are you the husband of the woman who uses the words "happy sacks"?
dakorok 6
HAH, I was just thinking that. Snappily said, sir.
paulm_fml 0
It's interesting to note that so far each use of happy sacks in a quote has ended in subsequent violent defeat as a result of general incompetence, perhaps there's a correlation? In any event, the gene pool thanks you.
gorguz14evar 0
Rofl I just though of that too.
mrda 0
Your name is deven...and you actually thought you were going to stop a fight? LOL
chewyca99 14
Since when do names have to do with strength?
screwtaylor 0
I'm sorry that your happy sacks are now angry sacks, OP.
Ligerie 0
lol, thats cute
Jazzywrites007 2
I just Love You, Tay...
mr_buckymon 0
M.Y.O.B. Mind Your Own Business
i_is_a_tr00l 0
Why does everyone say Happy Sacks nowadays? Just stop, damn it.
djb23 0
at least you're not from Illinois...
sodahhhr 0
Longbread I don't eat shortcakes
generalsmith2 0
the way he describes saying "right!" and then 'marching over there' make it sound like he is a total tool
Echoes_fml 0
atleast you didnt die: http://www.herald.ie/national-news/courts/young-mum-died-trying-to-stop-fight-1846679.html and i agree with #38. i think you deserved it.
cutiepi 0
okay.. good point. But that lady was also "tested positive for cocaine, cannabis, morphine and sedative drugs." Just sayin... might not be just the fights fault.
Echoes_fml 0
yeah... i was looking for another story which was in the paper today - 15 year old kid killed at school in a fight.
katherinebby17 28
thats why you dont try to stop fights