Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a "nice try." FML
Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML
Today, while I was running around the block, I got the urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML
Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them, and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML
Today, I told my gym trainer I’d do anything to get in shape. He challenged me to run a mile without stopping. I agreed, then got winded halfway through and dramatically collapsed on the track. A 70 year-oldish woman jogged past me and said, “You’ll live.” FML
Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML
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Top comments
AndelleRae 9
YDI. Maybe you and the girl who was singing along to nothing should hook up.
Glam_fml 0
Haven't you learned amything from other FMLs? Anytime you try to impress someone, it ends badly.
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Comments (99)
devils_prisoner 0
lmfao , thats fucken hilarious man , pree shitty deal
Uvula 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I just replied to #1 am I cool yet?
Fire_lights 0
No, you're not.
feffadk305 0
hes n0t!!.
KumoFF7 3
lol smooth.
Tubasaurus 0
If you threw up from running then you definitely need the exercise.
spirited_away33 0
a lot of really good runners throw up from running because they exert themselves too much. I'm not saying that's what happened to the OP, but throwing up from running doesn't mean you're not in shape.
yougetmecloserto 0
Haha, very true. I used to be a state level sprinter and I'd usually have a good yak after a run. Its not a fitness indicator, just means exercising too much and not getting enough oxygen makes you start anaerobically respiring and creating so much lactic acid that your body thinks its poisoned = puke :)
111615 0
um 76, since I'm guessing op wasn't a good runner ( considering he said he was out of shape) I don't think he threw up be cause he was a great runner pushing him self to the limit. I think he threw up cause he was put of shape
amatayo 0
not funny and not an fml
SeaMen 3
it might not be funny but it is an fml....he tried to impress a girl and instead threw up
Quidikic 9
In my mind, it's hilarious, but not an FML.
noshitsherlock 0
YDI. How STUPID. There are too many stupid people on this site who do stupid things for people they don't know/have no chance with. GOOD JOB!
Juggalette_623 9
#5 FTW. That said it all. YDI.
speak_a_da_truth 0
Ummm I just want to ask how old you are b/c you said Stupid way to many times. Can you please grow up get off this website if you're going to complain about how Stupid people are on this site telling stupid stories. Just throwing this out there it's called FML (**** My Life) do you expect people to come on here and brag about their new job promotion or something? Then we wouldn't have anything to laugh about but to come on here and call everyone Stupid is retarded. You look stupid for saying that. Now that I've taken a cob of corn and bent you over with it I will not say Stupid anymore b/c it makes me think of your stupid ass! STUPID!
thabeast 0
the grown up way to say stupid is "dumb ass" *sighs* and FMLs aren't what they used to be
PokeyStix 3
Yes they are, calm down. God, every time something funny is around for more than a year people start saying it's not what it used to be or it's gotten less funny. Please, it really hasn't.
jaybrown 0
7th! Haha JK. I F the girl's life for seeing you throw up.
AndelleRae 9
YDI. Maybe you and the girl who was singing along to nothing should hook up.
runkatrun 0
Wish I could give this more than one thumbs up. :)
Vampire_princess 0
PWNED!!!!!!
divine_fml 0
I'm sure you impressed her! ;) HAHAH
aSh3s 0
I agree with number #8, which was hilarious. lol. Poor girl.. lol, hopefully none got on her shoes. =o