Today, I saw a cockroach on the ceiling. Immediately I got a stick to smack it down. When I hit it, it fell and landed in my mouth. Karma much? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML
Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML
Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML
Today, I was cooking dinner when I noticed a cockroach on the kitchen counter. I reflexively tried to spray it with what I had to hand, which was window cleaner, but it seems to have pissed it off and flew right at me instead. I screamed and ran out of the kitchen, leaving the roach in charge. FML
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
Today, I was studying for a big test I have next Tuesday in my room. I heard a creak in my ceiling but assumed it was nothing as my house is old. Thirty seconds later something fell from my air vent directly onto my head. It was a giant cockroach. FML
Today, I was playing my guitar and felt something like an itch under my foot, so I attempted to scratch it by rubbing against the floor. The big cockroach made a very distinct "crunch". FML
Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over myself and the wall. FML
Today, I woke up with a dead cockroach and its guts all over my forehead. My boyfriend responded by laughing and saying "Poor guy, never had a chance to see the world." FML
Today, I was drinking lemon juice through a straw. After finishing half of the drink, I noticed there was a cockroach in my straw. FML
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Top comments
NATFLUMP 0
OMFG MAN WHY WOULD YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH OPEN ! dude, you fcking stuuuuuuupid.
prettybadfuckup 0
GROSSNESS
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Comments (132)
ruckerpark364 0
u didnt close ur mouth...wtf!
dummydory 4
That's nasty!!!
mpangz 0
I can see why he would want to put "karma much?" at the end, but it's not very well used. Why in the world would you leave your mouth open??
tarheel22893 0
You're an idiot...That is all.
Margot_fml 0
Ewwwe that is horrid :( But yeeeah, it was kinda your own fault ;)
forgetmenotjimmy 0
u shouldnt crush cockroaches anyway, when they die they release all their eggs u can't see them, but they're there all over the place best just to capture it and release it into the wild or w8 until it's not over ur head :P
Koalafrau_fml 0
I was looking if someone had mentioned this fact before I would do. Thanks.
TooMany 0
that means the seeds landed in her mouth, and now their down in her stomach. wow
Mikuo 0
UGH. I don't care whether people use "Karma, much?" at the end of their fmls. JUST USE IT RIGHT. This isn't a case of karma. It's a case of bad, rather disgusting luck.
iSmellNice 2
Oh no, a bug was in your mouth for a second. Your life sucks. /sarcasm
Monado 0
Not karma, you're just an idiot. Karma is when you have actions reflect upon you by a higher being. You simply, at YOUR own fault made the cockroach lose it's grip on the ceiling while you were open-mouth drooling at thinking it was a good idea.
juneping 0
why would you have your mouth opened? next time, close your mouth. sorry dude.