Today, I saw a cockroach on the ceiling. Immediately I got a stick to smack it down. When I hit it, it fell and landed in my mouth. Karma much? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML
Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML
Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML
Today, I was cooking dinner when I noticed a cockroach on the kitchen counter. I reflexively tried to spray it with what I had to hand, which was window cleaner, but it seems to have pissed it off and flew right at me instead. I screamed and ran out of the kitchen, leaving the roach in charge. FML
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
Today, I was studying for a big test I have next Tuesday in my room. I heard a creak in my ceiling but assumed it was nothing as my house is old. Thirty seconds later something fell from my air vent directly onto my head. It was a giant cockroach. FML
Today, I was playing my guitar and felt something like an itch under my foot, so I attempted to scratch it by rubbing against the floor. The big cockroach made a very distinct "crunch". FML
Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over myself and the wall. FML
Today, I woke up with a dead cockroach and its guts all over my forehead. My boyfriend responded by laughing and saying "Poor guy, never had a chance to see the world." FML
Today, I was drinking lemon juice through a straw. After finishing half of the drink, I noticed there was a cockroach in my straw. FML
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Top comments
NATFLUMP 0
OMFG MAN WHY WOULD YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH OPEN ! dude, you fcking stuuuuuuupid.
prettybadfuckup 0
GROSSNESS
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Comments (132)
Cthulu 0
YDI for being dumb enough to let a cockroach fall in your mouth after you smacked it YDI for being another idiot who says "Karma much?" after the actual FML.
Witchcraft_fml 5
It's not karma. Close your damn mouth.
jonny2x4 0
Did it taste like chicken?
ardel 0
Damn I fear it just falling on me.. I'd die if it falls in my mouth. :>
sheheartsthings 0
FYL for real. If you're seeing cockroaches in the daytime it means you have a REAL cockroach infestation problem. Good luck with that one.
KatieGoesRawrr 0
I completely agree with #57
mnkyc_mnkydo 5
well YDI i don't know y but if your saying its karma then u must have done something to deserve it, or do you want to plea the 5th (don't worry if your not American and don't get that reference).
power_ranger 0
Did you spit or swallow?
DSappy 0
HAHAHAHAHAAH! DO YOU SPIT OR SWALLOW! LMFAO! I like that. :) x
tim0391 0
LOL'd
LoHo14 0
ydi for having your mouth open?!