ugly
United States
Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, "How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you're so mean?" He responds, "I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you're so ugly." He's 7. FML
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heavyop 0
Wow, I think he won that one
mychemro_kiss 2
XD. He won. Hands DOWN. *pats back* Cookie?
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heavyop 0
Wow, I think he won that one
PurpleLlamas 0
144-like you just did? youre pathetic and op thats where you say something like "my boyfriend doesnt think im ugly." and ydi for insulting a 7 year old in the first place
abusyboy93 0
let's all just fight in the fml post!!
brokemysoul 0
hahahahahahah this is funny
digibenho 0
kids these days... -.-"
unknownfork 12
Hence why It was published.
ScenicSubterfuge 39
He totally won:3
TheWhiteLotus 5
What, was she just supposed to let the kid go about his business and not learn anything from the situation? Then again, that's how parenting has gotten in this country...
garrett1999o3 16
Not all Americans are like that you know?
fakkumairaifu 14
Wow, I think you have the maturity of a preschooler.
Iceman225 11
douche. that wasn't insulting.
LilHitla 15
first response m8 go n h8
pedopears 18
"At least I got makeup, whats your excuse?" xD
jayhawk63 0
lol It sucks, but it never would have happened if you had just not let the kid get to you. When you volunteer, you're there to help and be nice, regardless of how annoying the kids are. They're kids, and you have to deal with it.
JMW177 6
Dont try to blame her
Topasofmagic 17
Yeah, I generally like kids, but even I think that such a bratty kid doesn't deserve a nice reprimand, even if she's a volunteer! Kids need to know they can't treat other like that, especially their elders! I don't say I haven't misbehaved when I was young(er), but I didn't speak like that to anyone!
mychemro_kiss 2
XD. He won. Hands DOWN. *pats back* Cookie?
B4K3S0L1D 0
*sizzle sizzle* BURN. *high five* oh yesh.
leyalu 0
I second #2, though I probably would have done the same thing. I think some people like the OP and me are just terrible with kids xD I once told a child never to listen to heavy metal or her mother would hate her. She ran away crying. o_o ANYWAY don't sweat it. He probably won't even remember the encounter the next time you see him.
vxjazz 0
You lost. Don't go around attacking rude kids. They'll usually come up with a counterattack that's even worse.
terimaa 0
YDI for 1) insulting a 7 year-old, even if he's bratty. 2) insulting a bratty 7 year-old without expecting some sort of counterattack. 2) poor grammar.
beetman5 4
I hope the second 2 was meant to be there.
GoingCommando93 14
I'd also like to point out that there were no capitalizations and punctuation.
EVnIAS 13
I don't think that was ment to be an insult it seems more of a way to try to get him to think of what he is doing. and want to change.
Cherice123 8
Okay, so if you want to complain about someone else's mistakes, I don't think you should make mistakes in the process of complaining. Yet you have not used any capital letters or punctuation correctly and have wrote number 2 twice.
AndrewPao32 0
plus...chicks love assholes so he shouldnt have a problem
ichikibobivopula 0
this is true.
Wimoweh 10
Aye, tis a sad truth.
amelinat 0
Wow you were seriously owned by a child, what the hell? That's got to burn!
alex_vik 1
Why are you asking him how he's going to get a girlfriend when he's 7?
terimaa 0
and i'm #6. and i fail because i can't count. :D