Can't turn it off
Today, I got a new job where one of my co-workers is someone I have been in love with for over 5 years now. She's married but my feelings for her just won't go away. FML
Today, I got a new job where one of my co-workers is someone I have been in love with for over 5 years now. She's married but my feelings for her just won't go away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that I'm head over heels in love with my coworker. She's funny, caring, sweet, and the best person I've ever met. We're also both married. I dream about her every night, and the stress of not being able to tell her has overtaken my PTSD, making it impossible to sleep and barely function. Fuck Love. FML
Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML
Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML
Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML
Today, during the party for my last day at my old job, my office wife professed her love for me. We’re both married, we have no chemistry, and I’ve been dumping my work on her for three years. FML
Today, I have a major crush on my coworker and I hate it because he's s gay and happily married to another man. FML
Today, I realized I'm very much in love with my old boyfriend. I got married to someone else a few months ago, who I also very much love. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, the girl who I had a desperate crush on in high school 25 years ago, and who would never go out with me, told me that she was actually head over heels in love with me, but was so cripplingly shy that she couldn't say yes. She's divorced now. I'm married. FML
Today, my longtime coworker confessed that she's always been in love with me, and now that I'm finally single again she wants to start a relationship. The reason I'm "finally single again" is because my wife (who I had been with for 27 years) died last week. FML
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Top comments
Hangryko 32
I'm sorry but it's time to move on. She's not interested and is married. You're only depriving yourself of meeting someone else whom you could have a rewarding relationship with.
core01 30
Seems like your perfect woman - unattainable. She'll never be able to reject you for you. You'll never have to live with her annoying habits, or weird quirks. You'll only get the socially acceptable, best face forward version of her that you can keep on that pretty little pedestal you built her. Please consider therapy, before you die alone
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Hangryko 32
I'm sorry but it's time to move on. She's not interested and is married. You're only depriving yourself of meeting someone else whom you could have a rewarding relationship with.
RichardPencil 32
You can always become her side piece. Your common workplace serves as a nice cover for a lot of your shenanigans. ;)
core01 30
Seems like your perfect woman - unattainable. She'll never be able to reject you for you. You'll never have to live with her annoying habits, or weird quirks. You'll only get the socially acceptable, best face forward version of her that you can keep on that pretty little pedestal you built her. Please consider therapy, before you die alone
xXravingravenXx 8
Work somewhere else?