Today, I’m coming to accept that my wife’s relationship with her phone and her social media is deeper and more intimate than it will ever be with me. I can’t afford to leave her, her sister's a lawyer, she’ll take everything I still love in the divorce. I hate my life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife told me I’m not worth the trouble. She’d rather overextend herself for complete strangers than spend any time with me. I should've seen this coming. Even before we got married, her favourite line was, “You already had children with someone else, we’ll never be a family.” I tried for nothing. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I’m getting a divorce because apparently, when you send your now soon-to-be ex wife a live photo and she presses on it, you can hear your mistress speaking in the background. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, because of my wife’s inability to keep her nasty opinions to herself, the last of our children told us via text that they won’t be visiting anymore, or letting us see our grandchildren. So now it’s just me and her, financially trapped in this marriage until one of us dies of old age. FML
Today, I realized I hate my wife with a fiery passion. I honestly don’t even care. FML
Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I asked my wife for a divorce because her kids hate my son and are horrible to him because they don't like that he has a dad and they don't. She's my soulmate and the love of my life, but I can't do this to him anymore. FML
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
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core01 30
Still won't do the dishes or clean a toilet
FluffythePink 23
Get yourself fired, be depressed about it and time how long it takes her to drop you without too much of a fight. As soon as you aren't financially viable she'll have no use for you and she'll change up to someone much more 'instagramable'. If it's her idea, she shouldn't fight you on the things you love. Once you are free, get back on your feet and skip off into your sunset.
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core01 30
Still won't do the dishes or clean a toilet
FluffythePink 23
Get yourself fired, be depressed about it and time how long it takes her to drop you without too much of a fight. As soon as you aren't financially viable she'll have no use for you and she'll change up to someone much more 'instagramable'. If it's her idea, she shouldn't fight you on the things you love. Once you are free, get back on your feet and skip off into your sunset.